Karby

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~my karma ran over my dogma.~

politicophile

I really enjoyed that. I was saddened by the not-so-subtle reminder of what the internet has done to society's grammar, but 'twas funny nonetheness.

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The peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit, the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error. ~John Stuart Mill, On Liberty

Lady Sage

Hooked on phonics obviously failed for her.

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Sultana

Hilarious! It was especially funny when the reader began to laugh...good lord.

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

portieri

Very funny. Reminds me of the time Jesse Jackson did a dramatic reading of "Green Eggs and Ham" on SNL

KellyC

I wanna see William Shatner reading that.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

pig

oh my god that's great.

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.

jesus that's good. jealouse.

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

Bacon Symphony

I wrote that letter!

Wait... nevermind... I have some spelling skills. That kinda reminds me of this:

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Anxst

They actually think like this.

I work with humans that think exactly like this. It pains me.

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Don't mind me. I'm just releasing the insanity pressure from my headvalves.

Kadath

Christ, that's epic. The reader laughing and struggling to read such a jumbled letter makes it even better.

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it's quiet in here

dirtyrascal7

I laughed so damn hard at this, thanks for posting it.

I wonder how many times the reader had to attempt this before he got all the way through it...

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"Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past."

"Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."

Bacchanal

That shit had me crying I was laughing so hard. Good find!

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Universal Truth Is Not Measured In Mass Appeal

Sion

the internet didn't create the problem, it just put it out there for all to see.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

assilem

I just peed.

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The mother of mankind, what time his pride
Had cast him out from Heaven, with all his host
Of rebel Angels

Supple Cow

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*sniff*

*wipes tear away*

Thanks. I needed that.

Blues Giselle

I laughed so hard tears rolled down my face! I was just imagining reading some of my daughter's jr. high notes like that. William Shatner would be perfect!

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Blues Giselle

CSflim

Oh god, that was hilarious! Thanks for posting.

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BBtB

Classic.

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

Destrox

Its a mix of awesome, funny, insane, and scary all in one.

5/5 stars

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You bore me.... next.

hagatha

I am still laughing....man I think I wrote that letter to someone a few years back.....god that was funny....

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Thats the last time I trust the strangest people I ever met....H. Simpson

Spanxxx

Good stuff!

and.... wow. Just, wow.

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I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat nickels. - (supposedly) Peter Nguyen, internet hero