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03-11-2007, 11:59 AM
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I really enjoyed that. I was saddened by the not-so-subtle reminder of what the internet has done to society's grammar, but 'twas funny nonetheness.
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03-11-2007, 05:12 PM
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Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Hooked on phonics obviously failed for her.
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03-11-2007, 05:56 PM
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Location: L.A. L.A. land
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Hilarious! It was especially funny when the reader began to laugh...good lord.
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03-28-2007, 01:06 PM
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That's what she said
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I laughed so damn hard at this, thanks for posting it.
I wonder how many times the reader had to attempt this before he got all the way through it...
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04-13-2007, 03:59 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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the internet didn't create the problem, it just put it out there for all to see.
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04-19-2007, 03:17 PM
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Location: California Coast
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Quote:
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04-19-2007, 10:33 PM
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ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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Classic.
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04-30-2007, 10:54 AM
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Psycho
Location: Under my roof
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Good stuff!
and.... wow. Just, wow.
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