cameroncrazy822

Five BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:



5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?"



And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...


1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

randygurl

you're missing number one??

skier

hahahahaahaha

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randygurl

wow, i know I may be dense (or else just extremely tired here at work) but I still don't get it

absorbentishe

Here's what I said.....

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

cameroncrazy822

You're right sorry.... I'll add it now.

skier

hehehheh i thouroughly enjoyed this thread

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Amnesia620

Awesome thread !!!!

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SirLance

let the thread say Amen!

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ShaniFaye

lol I like number 1

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pmb145

I usually just deny sleeping.. these were funny.

Esoteric

#1 made me laugh the most, but I found all of them funny. Good post!

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edwhit

Great stuff! Thanks for sharing. lol

carrot glace

thats a keeper

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Painted

I'll have to try #1 sometime hehe

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Darth_Kettch

I think I'll have to use no. 5 sometime

oneofmanymen

LOL good thread. Thanks!

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