The Cork
 

The Cork



Two friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their tennis game in Melbourne , when one notices that the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse.


If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first man. "It is permanently stuck in my arse."

"I do not understand," said the other.


The first man says, "I was walking along Russell Street And I tripped over this fucking oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old bloke wrapped in an Australian Flag, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."


So I said......, "No shit?"

OK, ya got me, that was excellent.

Yikes, nothing like a sarcastic genie!

owned by a rhetorical question. Poor guy :)