Drider_it

Two guys were out fishing near a farm when the first guy had to take a leak...

As he was "paying his water bill" a wasp stung him on the head of his penis.

"omg man it hurts," he said dancing around. "what am I gonna do?"

the second guy said, "well go ask for some buttermilk at that farm back there. I heard if you put buttermilk on a wasp sting it will stop the pain"

thinking anything is better than nothing they knocked on the door. A little old lady came to the door and they asked her for a glass of buttermilk.

She gladly gave them a glass and the guy quickly whiped his penis out in front of her and stuck it in the glass.

The little old lady did a double take and said..



"Ive seen quite a few of those go off in my time, but ill be damned .. thats the frist time ive seen one reload"

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SirLance

Oh, that's hysterical!

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Brewmaniac

Oh man that's funny! Thanks

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Sharon

Never expected that line in a million years. Brilliant!

tfpfreak

Im with Sharon here, I never would have expected that but its hilarious.

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