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nrclark · 10-26-2006, 11:03 PM

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate
"I'm f--ked, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney."

a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.

Crack · 10-27-2006, 05:58 AM

I am just a weeee bit confused.

healer · 10-27-2006, 06:20 AM

Whew...I thought I was the only one in the dark.

maleficent · 10-27-2006, 06:27 AM

those are bad.. though the first one made me chuckle a bit..

for those who don't readp eople magazine- heather mills.. sir paul's soon to be ex-has but one leg...

hunnychile · 10-27-2006, 06:28 AM

I'm still chuckling over the joke...Poor Paul!

NOTE: I do realize the joke is very un-PC.

maleficent · 10-27-2006, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hunnychile

NOTE: I do realize the joke is very un-PC.

i think that's what makes it funny

The_Jazz · 10-27-2006, 06:47 AM

Pretty funny. I may have to steal that for use at work.

Sage · 10-28-2006, 02:44 PM

Oh man... that's great

10-26-2006, 11:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	Paul McCartney - Heather Mills Divorce A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f--ked, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney." a poem by Sir Paul McCartney: I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.

10-27-2006, 05:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I am just a weeee bit confused. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

10-27-2006, 06:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	those are bad.. though the first one made me chuckle a bit.. for those who don't readp eople magazine- heather mills.. sir paul's soon to be ex-has but one leg... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-27-2006, 06:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	I'm still chuckling over the joke...Poor Paul! NOTE: I do realize the joke is very un-PC. __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

10-27-2006, 06:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Pretty funny. I may have to steal that for use at work. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

10-28-2006, 02:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Oh man... that's great __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi