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mandy · 10-09-2006, 11:42 PM

i got a real crack outta this one

OFFICIAL PENIS STUDY

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

vanblah · 10-10-2006, 06:17 AM

But the real reason is oh-so-much grosser than that: It's so that the current male can scrape any sperm from previous males away from the cervix, thus making it more likely that the current male will impregnate the female.

DaElf · 10-10-2006, 08:13 AM

Yea that is true. It also acts like a piston sucking the 'other' (/me shivers) mans sperm out of the vagina.

Racer · 10-10-2006, 09:05 AM

It must be true...I saw it on the discovery channel.

But, the joke is funny!!!

feelgood · 10-10-2006, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by vanblah

But the real reason is oh-so-much grosser than that: It's so that the current male can scrape any sperm from previous males away from the cervix, thus making it more likely that the current male will impregnate the female.

Wow, that is seriously interesting piece of information

Disco Stu · 10-10-2006, 10:04 AM

wow....we must have been sluts when we evolved that characteristic

vanblah · 10-10-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Disco Stu

wow....we must have been sluts when we evolved that characteristic

Not much has changed ...

streak_56 · 10-10-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by vanblah

Not much has changed ...

definately...

analog · 10-10-2006, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by vanblah

Not much has changed ...

BA-ZING!!!

10-09-2006, 11:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
mandy Addict Location: Port Elizabeth, South Africa	a real funny i got a real crack outta this one OFFICIAL PENIS STUDY The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. __________________ The Imagination equips us to see a reality we have yet to create

10-10-2006, 06:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	But the real reason is oh-so-much grosser than that: It's so that the current male can scrape any sperm from previous males away from the cervix, thus making it more likely that the current male will impregnate the female. <img src="http://www.chessclubrocks.com/images/moreknow.jpg">

10-10-2006, 08:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
DaElf Tilted Location: Washington	Yea that is true. It also acts like a piston sucking the 'other' (/me shivers) mans sperm out of the vagina.

10-10-2006, 09:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	It must be true...I saw it on the discovery channel. But, the joke is funny!!!

10-10-2006, 10:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	wow....we must have been sluts when we evolved that characteristic