3 mice walk into a biker bar...
 

3 mice walk into a biker bar, and sit down at a table.
they start talking about who is the biggest toughest mouse in the bar.
the first mouse slugs down his shot, and drawls...
" When i find a loaded mousetrap, i deliberatly set it off, do thirty reps, and eat the cheese."
sits there with a smug grin on his little whiskery mug.
"Ahh, thats nothin', "says the second mouse."When i find poisoned food, i take it home, grind it up, and use it to sweeten my coffee."
Chugs his shot.
The third mouse is disgusted. "You all are a bunch of pansies!"
He gets up, slugs his shot.
"I'm going home to bang the cat."

hahaaaaaaa... very nice :)