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Brewmaniac · 07-20-2006, 02:33 AM

Country Song Titles

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

4. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

8. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

11. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

12. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

13. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

14. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you

15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

16. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

19. Please Bypass this Heart

20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

21. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

These are actual songs, there not too difficult we should be able to come up with some of are own.

Post your Country song!

1) Sorry I missed the wedding darlin', my girlfriend just had my baby boy.

2) Take my thing out of your mouth, i'm trying to say good bye.

Your next!

Redlemon · 07-20-2006, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

This is also a barbershop quartet song. One of the hardest I've ever sung, in fact; there's something about the particular harmonies that have to be exact to work right.

captobvious · 07-20-2006, 07:52 AM

Here are a few more actual country song titles:

1. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts of Life

3. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

4. She Got The Gold Mine (I Got The Shaft)

Here are a couple of my own:

1. Bought Her At The Rodeo and They Don't Do Returns

2. I Tipped A Cow, Now Grandma's Dead

Ample · 07-20-2006, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

These are actual songs, there not too difficult we should be able to come up with some of are own.

I listen to a lot of country, and I for one have never heard any of these songs, in all fairness we could find a few obscure songs like this in any genre, Rap especially.

Bill O'Rights · 07-20-2006, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ample

I listen to a lot of country, and I for one have never heard any of these songs...

Most of 'em, I've never heard of. But... a couple of them I actually have heard of:

Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone by Roy Clark

She Got The Gold Mine (I Got The Shaft) by Jerry Reed

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

Take my thing out of your mouth, i'm trying to say good bye.

Now...why, if she has your "thing" in her mouth...would you want to say goodbye?

Gatorade Frost · 07-20-2006, 08:53 AM

Some of those are by Kinky Friedman and the Jewboys

He's running for governor of TX this coming year.

Well,
"1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed" is at least.

Brewmaniac · 07-20-2006, 11:05 AM

I googled several, and found actual songs. I don't what genre, they are, just strange ass titles!

captobvious · 07-20-2006, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

I googled several, and found actual songs. I don't what genre, they are, just strange ass titles!

I googled a few myself and found that a lot of them might not be the titles to songs, but they are lyrics from actual country songs.

Seaver · 07-20-2006, 05:13 PM

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Well welcome everybody to Willie’s place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything, the only thing that we lack is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We’ll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass
A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get the shits if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
Take of our clothes then we buck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking Chinese food
She doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We’ll make her three feet tall
and stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
so I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Got to love Jason Boland... been a fan of his for a while.

Ample · 07-21-2006, 04:53 AM

The Notorious Cherry Bombs~ It's Hard to Kiss the lips at Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
I actually really like this song. The group is made up of Rodney Crowell and Vince Gill.

07-20-2006, 02:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Country Song Titles Country Song Titles 1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed 2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 4. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2 7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 8. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 11. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 12. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 13. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 14. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you 15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 16. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 19. Please Bypass this Heart 20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 21. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. These are actual songs, there not too difficult we should be able to come up with some of are own. Post your Country song! 1) Sorry I missed the wedding darlin', my girlfriend just had my baby boy. 2) Take my thing out of your mouth, i'm trying to say good bye. Your next! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-20-2006, 08:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	Some of those are by Kinky Friedman and the Jewboys He's running for governor of TX this coming year. Well, "1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed" is at least. __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips

07-20-2006, 11:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	I googled several, and found actual songs. I don't what genre, they are, just strange ass titles! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-21-2006, 04:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ample Psycho Location: In your closet	The Notorious Cherry Bombs~ It's Hard to Kiss the lips at Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long I actually really like this song. The group is made up of Rodney Crowell and Vince Gill. __________________ Her juju beads are so nice She kissed my third cousin twice Im the king of pomona

07-20-2006, 07:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
captobvious Insane Location: Somewhere	Here are a few more actual country song titles: 1. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart 2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts of Life 3. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone 4. She Got The Gold Mine (I Got The Shaft) Here are a couple of my own: 1. Bought Her At The Rodeo and They Don't Do Returns 2. I Tipped A Cow, Now Grandma's Dead