Country Song Titles
 

Country Song Titles

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

4. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

8. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

11. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

12. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

13. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

14. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you

15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

16. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

19. Please Bypass this Heart

20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

21. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.


These are actual songs, there not too difficult we should be able to come up with some of are own.

Post your Country song!


1) Sorry I missed the wedding darlin', my girlfriend just had my baby boy.

2) Take my thing out of your mouth, i'm trying to say good bye.

Your next!

This is also a barbershop quartet song. One of the hardest I've ever sung, in fact; there's something about the particular harmonies that have to be exact to work right.

Here are a few more actual country song titles:

1. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts of Life

3. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

4. She Got The Gold Mine (I Got The Shaft)

Here are a couple of my own:

1. Bought Her At The Rodeo and They Don't Do Returns

2. I Tipped A Cow, Now Grandma's Dead

I listen to a lot of country, and I for one have never heard any of these songs, in all fairness we could find a few obscure songs like this in any genre, Rap especially.

Most of 'em, I've never heard of. But... a couple of them I actually have heard of:

Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone by Roy Clark

She Got The Gold Mine (I Got The Shaft) by Jerry Reed

Now...why, if she has your "thing" in her mouth...would you want to say goodbye?

Some of those are by Kinky Friedman and the Jewboys :) He's running for governor of TX this coming year.

Well,
"1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed" is at least.

I googled several, and found actual songs. I don't what genre, they are, just strange ass titles!

I googled a few myself and found that a lot of them might not be the titles to songs, but they are lyrics from actual country songs.

Got to love Jason Boland... been a fan of his for a while.

The Notorious Cherry Bombs~ It's Hard to Kiss the lips at Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
I actually really like this song. The group is made up of Rodney Crowell and Vince Gill.