The Best George W. Bush Joke - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Mobo123 · 07-16-2006, 09:32 PM

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, President Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down."

Lady Sage · 07-17-2006, 04:05 AM

ROFL!!!!!! Priceless!!!!!

The_Jazz · 07-17-2006, 04:41 AM

Ok, I actually did laugh out loud there and had to forward it along to my assistants when they asked what was so funny.

Fantastic!

SirLance · 07-17-2006, 03:52 PM

OK, that's a good one!

Destrox · 07-17-2006, 06:38 PM

I lol'd. very good, and it will be repeated!

Brewmaniac · 07-18-2006, 03:31 AM

Don't you just love it! Good joke, all true to boot.

Darklight Adept · 07-18-2006, 07:58 PM

normally I don't care for bush is dumb type jokes....But damn if'n I didn't like this one

Zeraph · 07-21-2006, 02:49 PM

Very good

biznatch · 07-22-2006, 10:50 AM

Awesome Joke, still chuckling a bit.

07-16-2006, 09:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mobo123 Insane	The Best George W. Bush Joke While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, President Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down."

07-17-2006, 04:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Ok, I actually did laugh out loud there and had to forward it along to my assistants when they asked what was so funny. Fantastic! __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

07-17-2006, 03:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	OK, that's a good one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-17-2006, 06:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	I lol'd. very good, and it will be repeated! __________________ You bore me.... next.

07-18-2006, 03:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Don't you just love it! Good joke, all true to boot. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-17-2006, 04:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	ROFL!!!!!! Priceless!!!!!

07-18-2006, 07:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	normally I don't care for bush is dumb type jokes....But damn if'n I didn't like this one

07-21-2006, 02:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Very good

07-22-2006, 10:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Awesome Joke, still chuckling a bit.