A riddle
 

You should be able to figure this out...

This item is in the range of 6-8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.

It is usually found hung, dangling ready but loosley for instant action. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again, many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements.

When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, white sticky substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft.

After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready yet for another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

What is it?

























A toothbrush.

What were you thinking, pervert!?

Actually, I was thinking "blender", but "toothbrush" works better.

A blender?

Is a blender "inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again, many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements"?

If so, then I am using my blender wrong.

Well, I was kinda reading it quickly. I guess pancake batter isn't that fleshy.

Not saying that you aren't using the blender wrong, of course...

I actually figured this one out without cheating. That makes me about 2 for about 1000 when it comes this kind of shit!

Good one Sir.

I don't know too many people who "enjoy" brushing. I do know people who enjoy Blending though.