8 yr old humor: dinosaur jokes - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

doodlebird · 07-19-2006, 12:34 AM

stumbled across these somewhere on the crazy info web.
i remember thinking this type of joke was hilarious...
when i was 8.
so please, share these with an 8 yr old in your life.

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
A: Long distance!

Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!

Bill O'Rights · 07-19-2006, 04:24 AM

These are kinda like the ones on the packets of instant oatmeal. My inner 8 year old is laughing uproariously at your jokes. I miss him, sometimes.

maleficent · 07-19-2006, 04:40 AM

i'm right there with ya underdog...

those jokes are cute...

Redlemon · 07-19-2006, 05:19 AM

I think I've linked this before, but for 4 year old humor, you have to check out "Jokes from the Booster Seat" on The Sneeze. Amazingly abstract jokes created by the blogger's kid.

absorbentishe · 07-19-2006, 10:06 AM

Okay, I laughed out loud... I'll tell these to my kids, and they won't think they're funny...

07-19-2006, 12:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
doodlebird pío pío Location: on a branch about to break	8 yr old humor: dinosaur jokes stumbled across these somewhere on the crazy info web. i remember thinking this type of joke was hilarious... when i was 8. so please, share these with an 8 yr old in your life. Q: What does a Triceratops sit on? A: Its Tricera-bottom. Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur? A: Long distance! Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? A: Because they can't afford new ones! Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? A: Hello, hello! __________________ xoxo doodle

07-19-2006, 04:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	These are kinda like the ones on the packets of instant oatmeal. My inner 8 year old is laughing uproariously at your jokes. I miss him, sometimes. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

07-19-2006, 04:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	i'm right there with ya underdog... those jokes are cute... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

07-19-2006, 05:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I think I've linked this before, but for 4 year old humor, you have to check out "Jokes from the Booster Seat" on The Sneeze. Amazingly abstract jokes created by the blogger's kid. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-19-2006, 10:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Okay, I laughed out loud... I'll tell these to my kids, and they won't think they're funny...