Brewmaniac

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.

One from Florida, another from Kentucky and the third, Chicago. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $9,000.: $4,000. for materials, $4,000. for my crew and $1,000. profit for me."

The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $7,000.: $3,000. for materials, $3,000. for my crew and $1,000. profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$27,000."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the Chicagoan explains, "$10,000. for you, $10,000. for me and we hire the guy from Kentucky."

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hotzot

So true! LMAO!!!!

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Daniel_

Like it. . . .

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Lady Sage

Absolutely fabulous

Xazy

very cute!

HLP

*Golf Clap* I'll have to tell this to my family, alot of Chicagoan there

captobvious

Haha...truer words have never been spoken