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Old 07-05-2006, 05:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Brazilian soldiers...

During a staff meeting President Bush asked his staff how the war was going.

"Well yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were Killed" one of them replied.

"Oh my God!" said the president "How many is a Brazilian?"
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Old 07-05-2006, 08:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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stupid..........
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Old 07-05-2006, 09:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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sooo, is that an engrish/bush is a moron combo there?

not particularly funny, but a good try I guess.
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Old 07-05-2006, 06:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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sooo, is that an engrish/bush is a moron combo there?

not particularly funny, but a good try I guess.
I think Brazilian is supposed to be a play on something like a "Gazillion" or million, billion, trillion, etc.
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:18 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I think Brazilian is supposed to be a play on something like a "Gazillion" or million, billion, trillion, etc.
Correct... All in all, it was a bad joke.
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This was the original joke.

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

It got changed to Bush and it keeps coming back! Like a bad Energizer Bunny! I'll be glad when search is linked to archive again.
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Old 07-06-2006, 09:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah, but it's funny because Bush is dumb, or something...
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Old 07-07-2006, 10:28 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Thats friggin HILARIOUS! when you put/understand "brazillion" with "million, trillion" etc. (sorry, first time i heard it)
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I got it the first time, just didn't find it too funny. Personally it's funnier as the blonde joke.

and Using Brazillion as a number just seems like engrish to me
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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it´s hilarious, and true
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