Ode to My shorts - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Sage · 06-14-2006, 12:32 PM

This is for everyone who had to get out their summer clothes, and found them to be a wee bit small...

Hello my little pair of shorts
Haven't seen you for a while
I used to wear you at the beach
You used to make me smile

I unearthed you up from underneath
A gigantic pile of clothes
Althought they all used to fit
They now are full of woes

Oh, my little pair of shorts!
I used to wear you when it was sunny
But now there is a bigger problem
And the problem is my tummy

You start so fine down at my feet
You even pass my calves
But in order to pass my thunder thighs
I need to be split into halves

Once upon a time you fit
You looked quite dashing, too
But now you strain around my knees
A horrid sight to view

What a sorry state of life
To be defeated by my shorts
Perhaps I should take up some jogging
Or at the very least some sports

So you, my shorts, are why I sit
And pedal oh so fast
So one day you'll be off the floor
And covering my ass!

clavus · 06-14-2006, 07:54 PM

Maybe it isn't your tummy. Maybe your dick just got huge over the winter.

Sage · 06-15-2006, 10:56 AM

I HAVE A PENIS??? AAAAAAA!!!! WHAT ARE THESE HUGE BUMPS ON MY CHEST THEN???

liquidlight · 06-15-2006, 11:07 AM

It will take careful physical and oral examination to reach a conclusion for that question.

Lady Sage · 06-16-2006, 05:17 PM

I believe Miss Sage is female... then again I have known men with bigger... "bumps" than mine hahahahahahaha!

06-14-2006, 12:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Ode to My shorts This is for everyone who had to get out their summer clothes, and found them to be a wee bit small... Hello my little pair of shorts Haven't seen you for a while I used to wear you at the beach You used to make me smile I unearthed you up from underneath A gigantic pile of clothes Althought they all used to fit They now are full of woes Oh, my little pair of shorts! I used to wear you when it was sunny But now there is a bigger problem And the problem is my tummy You start so fine down at my feet You even pass my calves But in order to pass my thunder thighs I need to be split into halves Once upon a time you fit You looked quite dashing, too But now you strain around my knees A horrid sight to view What a sorry state of life To be defeated by my shorts Perhaps I should take up some jogging Or at the very least some sports So you, my shorts, are why I sit And pedal oh so fast So one day you'll be off the floor And covering my ass! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi Last edited by Sage; 06-14-2006 at 12:35 PM..

06-14-2006, 07:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Maybe it isn't your tummy. Maybe your dick just got huge over the winter. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

06-15-2006, 10:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	I HAVE A PENIS??? AAAAAAA!!!! WHAT ARE THESE HUGE BUMPS ON MY CHEST THEN??? __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

06-15-2006, 11:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	It will take careful physical and oral examination to reach a conclusion for that question. __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

06-16-2006, 05:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	I believe Miss Sage is female... then again I have known men with bigger... "bumps" than mine hahahahahahaha!