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Old 06-14-2006, 12:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
 
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Ode to My shorts

This is for everyone who had to get out their summer clothes, and found them to be a wee bit small...

Hello my little pair of shorts
Haven't seen you for a while
I used to wear you at the beach
You used to make me smile

I unearthed you up from underneath
A gigantic pile of clothes
Althought they all used to fit
They now are full of woes

Oh, my little pair of shorts!
I used to wear you when it was sunny
But now there is a bigger problem
And the problem is my tummy

You start so fine down at my feet
You even pass my calves
But in order to pass my thunder thighs
I need to be split into halves

Once upon a time you fit
You looked quite dashing, too
But now you strain around my knees
A horrid sight to view

What a sorry state of life
To be defeated by my shorts
Perhaps I should take up some jogging
Or at the very least some sports

So you, my shorts, are why I sit
And pedal oh so fast
So one day you'll be off the floor
And covering my ass!
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe it isn't your tummy. Maybe your dick just got huge over the winter.
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Old 06-15-2006, 10:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
 
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I HAVE A PENIS??? AAAAAAA!!!! WHAT ARE THESE HUGE BUMPS ON MY CHEST THEN???
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Old 06-15-2006, 11:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
AHH! Custom Title!!
 
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It will take careful physical and oral examination to reach a conclusion for that question.
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I believe Miss Sage is female... then again I have known men with bigger... "bumps" than mine hahahahahahaha!
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