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05-05-2006, 01:09 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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The Wedding Night
A young couple arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww -- what's wrong with your feet?" "I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." The bride was satisfied with this explanation and they continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose. "What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. "Don't tell me," she said. "You also had smallcox, didn't you?"
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05-08-2006, 09:10 PM
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She's never seen him naked before?
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05-08-2006, 09:22 PM
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
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LS, it's a joke... it requires a willing suspension of disbelief...
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05-10-2006, 07:00 AM
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We work alone
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No, I get it. It's just difficult for me to picture such a scenario in today's society.
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05-10-2006, 03:47 PM
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Location: Chicago
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05-10-2006, 05:09 PM
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We work alone
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It put a smile on my face, which was very welcome on a Tuesday morning at work.
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