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SirLance 05-05-2006 01:09 PM

The Wedding Night
 
A young couple arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww -- what's wrong with your feet?"

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

The bride was satisfied with this explanation and they continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.

"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said. "You also had smallcox, didn't you?"

raiha 05-05-2006 07:18 PM

poor fella :D

LoganSnake 05-08-2006 09:10 PM

She's never seen him naked before?

SirLance 05-08-2006 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake
She's never seen him naked before?

Some people do wait until they're married...

LS, it's a joke... it requires a willing suspension of disbelief...

LoganSnake 05-10-2006 07:00 AM

No, I get it. It's just difficult for me to picture such a scenario in today's society.

SirLance 05-10-2006 08:28 AM

OK, but did you at least get a laugh out of it?

maleficent 05-10-2006 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake
No, I get it. It's just difficult for me to picture such a scenario in today's society.

it could be an old joke... :)

LoganSnake 05-10-2006 05:09 PM

It put a smile on my face, which was very welcome on a Tuesday morning at work.


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