The Moods of a Woman (and a Man)
 

(Poetry annoys me - but this was cute..)

The Moods of a Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.



The Moods of a Man
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.

(I'd probably add Thirsty. in there as well :)

Funny, and altogether too true!

Guilty.

-Mikey