maleficent

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''

The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''

Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

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Charlatan

ewwwww......

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Daniel_

nasty.

funny, but nasty

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feelgood

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooossssssssssssse!

Your mind is dirty mal...

And I like it

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Silvy

Never saw it coming....
Good one!

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SirLance

Oh, gawd.... yuck! Funny, but yuck!

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Gabbyness

That is awesome. Thanks!

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