Mikey'56

Here goes my second time at it......
Hope ya like..........

A Navy Master Chief walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Master Chief explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!"
The Master Chief smirks, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

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indebut

I'll have to pass this one along...good one!

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blahblah454

Hahaha! that was pretty good, I will have to remember it

Brewmaniac

Good joke Mikey, but you may to check search because it was funny the first two times it was posted too. Thanks for trying!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/search.php?searchid=541607

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