Couple from Alabama
 

But the joke works equally well for any Southern state ...


After having their 18th child, the couple from Alabama decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry
bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The 'Baman said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me."

So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion.
The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
vasectomy when he noticed they were from Alabama (Must have been his purty tooth!) . This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count
to 10.

Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went
home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count,"1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

hehehe
silly southern folk

ouch, that hurts!!!, thanks pretty funny!!!

hahaha!!! that was fucking great!

just imagine the pain when bomb goes off.....

*shudders*

ROFL. great joke!

that hurt on so many levels.

LOL! I was wondering where that was going.

im from alabama. that makes me sad.


cuz i know how to count to 5 on one hand, and then start over on the same hand!

silly southerners