t3m3st

If you don't like a video game, you can bring it back and get store credit.

If you don't like the way your game is going, you can load up another save and start again.

Consoles can be turned on with a single button.

A GBA never complains if you don't take it anywhere special or new.

Used games are available off the shelf at discount prices.

GameShark. Nuff said

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Ace_O_Spades

haha, the shit we come up with to justify staying in on weekends to play video games

its a sad sad world we live in.... the life of a computer geek is indeed a troubled one

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Feh.

Slayer

Women > Game

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Redjake

videogames aren't automatically right in every conversation

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moonstrucksoul

ahhhh the defenses of people who can't find love.

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jay-g

Because video games can suck your.... Wait a second, women freakin rule..

Redjake

hey videogames can suck too look at Superman for Nintendo 64!

it's not that I can't find a love, it's that I don't put forth much effort to cause it to happen. and videogames <b>still</b> aren't automatically right in every argument

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Crack

Video games have never given me the "cold sholder" after I have been out until 3 AM with friends...

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

the_marq

I can beat a video game without going to jail or showing up on COPS.

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The Truth:

Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to.

#3 in a series

charlesesl

Because games is the only forum of interactive entertainment we can get.

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It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us.
Dr. Viktor E. Frankl

Kadath

If I don't know how to proceed with a game, there's a guide online somewhere that will tell me exactly how to proceed.

I hear a sense of humor really helps in life.

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it's quiet in here

bltzkriegmcanon

Video games don't get mad when you play other video games.

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What do you say to one last showdown?
- Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3

The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha.
- The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3

Buk

Your e-penis has now grown one LEVEL!
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You can mute, pause, ignore video games with no consequences. I do not reccomend trying this with a woman...

bltzkriegmcanon

LMAO

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What do you say to one last showdown?
- Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3

The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha.
- The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3

Mr.Deflok

You can swear at a game and call it a bitch and not get arrested.

sixate

Yeah, no shit. I guess I'm just not that big of a geek, and don't want to be either.

Lasereth

Has anyone noticed that this thread is supposed to be funny? Of course a partner is better than videogames. That doesn't change the fact that some of these are really funny.

-Lasereth

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t3m3st

yes, lets please stick to the joke and not criticize it. wondering if theres a Tilted Criticize Other Peoples Ideas and Flaming board you could go to instead...

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Mr.Deflok

All you guys are fucking retard losers, get a life (AND a Girlfriend, not some Big Breasted CG Chick).[/joke]

riptide4070

I think women can be more enjoyable than video games. I've never loved a video game.

But I'd be lying if I didn't say I spend more time with video games than women.

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bparker805

At least you can reset a videogame when it starts acting up. You can also get away with throwing your controller against the wall.

qtpye4u84

are women really that distracting?
How about head and a video game at the same time?
My man cant do that it distracts him so I guess the video game is better."in my opinion yea right"

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Jesus Pimp

Uh not anymore. Every store now won't let you return games.

PS2s require two buttons

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Lasereth

Most people don't know this, but you're supposed to leave the back button turned on at all times. The LED on the front of the PS2 is supposed to stay red. You hold it in for 3 seconds to turn it on...same thing to turn it off. The only reason you would turn it off from the back is if you're gonna move it or something.

-Lasereth

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kutulu

lol, I never knew that! Is that in the owners manual that I never looked at?

Lasereth

I can't remember where I saw it at. Actually, I think it was in a magazine (PSM maybe?). A few years ago someone sent in asking what the switch on the back was for. It was all explained then.

-Lasereth

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pocon1

You can lend a video game to your friends.

you can play a video game with your friends.

If the game is really good, a second and third, and etc... version will come out.

If it's broke and doesn't work, you can download a patch.

the bigger and faster your system, the more your video game likes it.

It likes a big hard drive and lots of ram.

MooseMan3000

My girlfriend plays video games with me. I don't have to choose =P

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My life rules. Heh.

ChrisJericho

Video games don't give head to some other guy when they're drunk at a party, then tell you about it a few months later.

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Redjake

I'm taking a moment of silence for you

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cheese

An Xbox cost $150

a hooker is AtLEAST $200... well im shure you can get them cheaper but you want to touch a $15 hooker?

gduventree

Video games come with instruction manuals that tell you how to play the game properly.

t3m3st

also strategy guides. and you can get complete strategies with all secrets and details on hidden bonus locations at gamefaqs.com

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gduventree

Oh yeah, and if the soundtrack gets too annoying, you can just mute the volume.

Speed_Gibson

my first thought on seeing this thread again tonight was about that advertisement in one of the Computer Gaming magazines few years back. The guy is totally absorbed in the computer and this girl wearing some sexy undergarments/sleeping clothes and a 'take me now' look on her face is trying futilely to drag him away from it.

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

Order_of_Monkey

you can set around all day in your boxers playing them and they dont care

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roadkill

years of being a nerd and now i'm just faintly rembering what a chick is lol i need a life

-=shikamaru=-

I can't believe no one suggested the combination of the two. H-games, anyone?

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bltzkriegmcanon

because H-games are typically shitty. Point-and-click crap dialogue at it's best brotha.

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What do you say to one last showdown?
- Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3

The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha.
- The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3

animosity

they both suck... when u are out of money neither one will be around.