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ngdawg 01-11-2006 05:33 PM

I was killed on Boxing Day in Patong.
The police suspect I was killed by Peter and his mistress(unrelated to the above)
Also, killed by by a shotgun fired by my husband after I left the newsroom.

Better than 2 days ago, no one killed me then.....

crow_daw 01-11-2006 06:59 PM

....helicopter crash in Afghanistan.

Weird.

CityOfAngels 01-11-2006 08:49 PM

My name is Dana, and if you see the entries for my name, you'll understand why I think it would be inappropriate for me to post mine.

NoSoup 01-11-2006 10:35 PM

Er, well... it doesn't seem that many people with my name have been killed.

However, a hurricane that had the same name as I seemed to have caused a lot of damage and killed some folks :(

Stiltzkin 01-12-2006 02:41 AM

Apparently I was killed by an armed police officer.
Oh, and by a machete with a single blow.

Sounds pretty painful.

Troublebot 01-20-2006 12:21 PM

This is my favorite:

"When an altercation broke out in a Philly nightclub, Q-Don was killed by a stray bullet that was meant for someone else; he was in the wrong place at the wrong time."

Hee! Q-Don!

Poppinjay 01-20-2006 12:28 PM

Yay! No Results! I'm immortal!

Edit: booger, I tired just using "_____ died"

Quote:

of Granville Township, died with a medical crew en route to Licking Memorial Hospital on Saturday, after his motorcycle struck a deer on Price Road.

Jinn 01-20-2006 01:27 PM

Eww scary..

b. April 1900; d. March 15, 1920, Pike County, KY.

Notes:
...died at the age of 20 according to the Ky death Index.

I'm 20! :eek: :eek:

It doesn't say how!!!

feelgood 01-20-2006 02:12 PM

Was killed in a plane crash

Interesting...considering the fact that I do work around planes at Fedex :D

Martian 01-20-2006 02:56 PM

"Brad was hit with a mortar attack. Brad was killed and another corporal died..."

There's a few more relating to mortars and bombs and such, then this one :

"At the end of October Brad was killed by lions."

Damn Romans. I'm not even Catholic.

noodle 01-20-2006 03:06 PM

--Wayne intentionally killed me while committing burglary and attempted rape.
--Mork killed me before going to prison. (Guess my name :D)
--I was killed while riding my Moped to work. (Damn you, Vespa!)
--I was attacked and killed by an unleashed German Shepard, whom belonged to one of my neighbors (unfortunately at this time I was a poodle)
--Also taken out with aid from Khirash (I don't get that one), by Jonathan Winters (?!), in a tragic plane accident, by falling from a fire engine, and apparently there are 25,000 of me killed by drunk drivers every year.


These are my favorites for today: "Tidsbury told Holmes that the police had witnesses that saw me knocking on Shannon's door just before I disappeared and that four witnesses had seen a man matching Shannon's description carrying the suitcase that probably contained my body."

and

Once the Berserker and the Dark Knight have killed me, the fight is easy. My Passado attack can do up to 1500 points of damage; so kill me quickly. :lol:

Wayne, Shannon, Khirash, Mork, Berserkers, and Johnathan Winters better watch out... I've got my eye on you! :hmm:

micah67 01-20-2006 05:18 PM

I thought my name was too unique. I was wrong:

Micah was killed by lightning in his rice field when he put up an umbrella in the rain.

Tophat665 01-20-2006 07:45 PM

........was killed by a giant Tom Ridge

MojoRisin 01-21-2006 03:16 AM

Michael was killed By an off-duty Mountie who was driving home from the RCMP mess after having a few beers.

snowy 01-21-2006 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MojoRisin
Michael was killed By an off-duty Mountie who was driving home from the RCMP mess after having a few beers.

Oh, that's baaaaad.

blahblah454 01-21-2006 11:19 AM

"Graham was killed by a large grizzly bear, while after a load of willows"

blahblah454 01-21-2006 11:22 AM

"Graham was killed by the Drummonds"
"Graham was killed by police officers"
"Graham, was killed by Alex Maxwell, also known as Red Alex."
"A Mr. Graham was killed by his horse at Easton"
"Graham was Killed by Ed Tewksbury"

Sounds like I have led some pretty interesting lives

Pip 01-27-2006 09:42 AM

Full name yields nothing. First name gives a few hits.
*killed by my husband, either by exposing me to malaria or by throwing me from the castle walls
*murdered by a person who apparently had become obsessed with my magical qualities
*died in childbirth
*stabbed several times in a public market

And suicide, cancer, heart attacks, the usual stuff people die of.

Ishmal 01-29-2006 10:32 PM

Joshua was killed by Indians while on a surveying expedition in Kentucky for the Settlement before 1779.

Joshua was killed by his psychotic ex-wife, leaving Nikki a widow.

Joshua was killed by Oblivion.

Joshua was killed by fragments from [FTC]Max41's grenade

Joshua, was killed by a terrorist bomb in Bali in 2002

Joshua 'was killed by his mother in distraction.

Joshua was killed by a drunk driver and his story now featured in the victim tribute section of The Key CD-ROM

Joshua was killed by the Cherokee Indians on the Little Pigeon.

Joshua was killed by Rafe, Caleb and Livvie.

Joshua was killed by enemy fire, but Fred and Kelly survived

Joshua was killed by a team of horses racing with another team of horses

mml 02-01-2006 12:13 PM

I have a pretty common name...

by sniper fire
by an arson fire in his Murray State University residence hall two years ago
by a Milwaukee police officer over a lawn mower
by a drunk driver(about 15 times!!!)
by a man driving a Chevrolet Suburban backward up a curvy portion of Lafayette St.
by a severe blow to the head
killed by a Star .45, a gun designed to shoot high-powered ammunition(apparently it works.)
by the Indians
by a gunshot wound to the back of the head
by Crown, a villain, when he tried to keep his technology from the villainous organization known as Hydra
by an IRA bomb
by British paratroopers in Derry on Bloody Sunday
by the Turks
by the Yankees
by an arrow to the chest
by headhunters
by skinheads
by a conspiracy
by his evil twin brother(didn't even know I had one!)
by a career criminal with a record as long as your arm
by an avalanche
by the State of Texas(I always hated Texas)
by a driver who jumped a red light
by a locomotive
by a bear
by a mechanism that was built into the freezer (huh?)
by the air bag's deployment
by a fellow police officer simply because he was instructed by our then Chief of Police
by a tree while skiing and playing football
by ATF agents
by bushwhackers
by lightning
by gang violence

Impetuous1 02-09-2006 01:35 PM

I'm either going to be killed by a drunk driver or in a suspicious boating accident, most people suspect my husband. Fortunately, I don't have a husband.

Oh, Even better

"Having been in Outpost Coustea when our
sister Christina was Killed by the Borg tack, having
been POW's with pout brother Peter and watching him
Being Murdered By the Dominion to make him talk."

cait987 02-09-2006 07:05 PM

Marc was killed by Sid the Dummy in The Puppet Show

lol no idea where that came from :lol:

KirStang 02-09-2006 07:08 PM

The Persian King Kir was killed by its walls.

captobvious 02-09-2006 09:16 PM

how i died
 
I was killed by Greeks (who were working with the Nazis) after an ambush of a Nazi patrol at Pondokonni, in the interior of Greece.

I was also killed by a passenger in the cab I was driving on April 4, 1977.

ariekitten 02-10-2006 07:19 AM

nice
arie was killed by the germans in 1941.
and
Some say (real name) was killed by his princess cousin, somewhere in Yorkshire.


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