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Old 10-10-2005, 01:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I HAVE A SECRET...

I HAVE A SECRET... can you guess what it is?

My secret is not orange.

It is not blue.

My secret sometimes makes baby jesus cry.

My secret is of great importance.

My secret begins and ends with a letter of the alphabet

My secret is kept in a can buried in mr. o'learys back yard.

If you guess my secret i will give you a hug and SHAQ-FU for the nes gaming system.

Good luck
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Old 10-10-2005, 01:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Your dick is buried in a can in Mr. Olearys back yard? Surely you jest.
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Old 10-10-2005, 01:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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BUZZ

try again.

hint: My secret is not pop singer justin timberlake
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Old 10-10-2005, 01:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Is it a Nash Metropolitan?
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Old 10-10-2005, 02:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The remains of Mrs' O'Leary's fire-starting cow?
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Old 10-10-2005, 04:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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o'leary's mushroom and acid stash?


man if only i could find that stash.
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Old 10-10-2005, 07:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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OMG You buried your mother in O'Leary's backyard???
Shame on you!!
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Old 10-11-2005, 06:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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your secret is...your not barenakedladies.........and your not naked? yo are just bareladies
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Old 10-11-2005, 07:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

althought i would like to be the little car that could... i am not.

I have nothing to do with the chicago fire.... i dont even watch soccer.

it has no drug references (Sorry flyman)

I did not bury my mother... i was immaculately conceived.

you are correct that im not naked... but that is no secret.



Next hint: My secret is not one that you can fully understand
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Old 10-11-2005, 07:54 AM   #10 (permalink)
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You are bones... (or you have a boner).


The secret is out!
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Old 10-11-2005, 08:47 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Is it Shingo (who suffers from reverse progeria) in that can buried in Mr. O'leary's back yard?
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Old 10-11-2005, 09:12 AM   #12 (permalink)
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It is the Amphicar

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Old 10-11-2005, 09:24 AM   #13 (permalink)
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<B>Next hint: My secret is not one that you can fully understand</b>

Your secret is one of those Washington Post sodoku puzzles.
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz


you are all wrong

for the last and final time, im not the one you know of as bones.... or air45 whoever he is for that matter, we established that already.

it is not shingo... not sure what a shingo is... but that is incorrect

it is not the amphacar... it is not any kind of car

it is not the wildly addictive game thats sweeping the nation


HINT: It doesnt have anything to do with pirates...
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Old 10-12-2005, 02:43 AM   #15 (permalink)
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you are a robotic zombie cloned from the DNA of bones and air 45's love child?
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Old 10-12-2005, 02:43 AM   #16 (permalink)
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or could it be a zombie ninja
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Old 10-12-2005, 05:26 AM   #17 (permalink)
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zombie ninja is the closest so far....


hint: You can fit a lot of turkeys in here.
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Old 10-12-2005, 05:38 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Your secret is a lot of turkeys.
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Old 10-12-2005, 09:26 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Who the hell actually wants shaq-fu? I guess its for priciple then. Good luck all I have no freaking clue except that it is money maybe. It fits the criteria for the most part. but if I am right please dont send me shaq-fu. Sell that his I am sure you get a quarter for it.
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Old 10-12-2005, 10:36 AM   #20 (permalink)
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next hint:

Giant Hamburger knows what it is...

but he has not said it yet

I dont even think he knows that he knows....
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Old 10-12-2005, 11:57 PM   #21 (permalink)
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its the duke isnt it
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Old 10-12-2005, 11:57 PM   #22 (permalink)
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or is it the hoff
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:27 AM   #23 (permalink)
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your secret is you are a sinner!!
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:34 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Your secret is Natalee Holloway.
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:34 AM   #25 (permalink)
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no....


the next person that guesses is the right answer...
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Old 10-13-2005, 11:01 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Bones bones bones.
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Old 10-13-2005, 11:08 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Bones or The Hoff... or a Boner from the Hoff?

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Old 10-13-2005, 11:38 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by barenakedladies
next hint:

Giant Hamburger knows what it is...

but he has not said it yet

I dont even think he knows that he knows....
Of course, it's so obvious!

It's a geoduck.
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Old 10-13-2005, 12:08 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Geoducks are near the top of the list entitled "icky looking creatures that remind me that Lovercraft wasn't just making shit up"
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Old 10-13-2005, 03:16 PM   #30 (permalink)
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It's them isn't it.


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Old 10-13-2005, 05:21 PM   #31 (permalink)
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there is no damned secret.

move along now.
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Old 10-13-2005, 05:31 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Here's your secret...

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Old 10-13-2005, 05:32 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I think that geoduck needs a little purple pill help, or did that woman kill him in a long repressed desire for something larger than a horses dick?

B's secret is that he wishes he were a geoduck and attempted some secret experiments in his neighbor's backyard. The evidence was buried.
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Old 10-13-2005, 05:33 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Errr... like Charlatan said.
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Old 10-13-2005, 05:36 PM   #35 (permalink)
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E forgot to take her lithium Rx this past week.
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:20 PM   #36 (permalink)
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No, I didn't!
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Old 10-14-2005, 06:32 AM   #37 (permalink)
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my secret is that IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW!!!

october 15th, 2005

none of the clues meant anything

im sorry

im getting married to a nice young german boy named gunter.
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Old 10-14-2005, 06:38 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by barenakedladies

im getting married to a nice young german boy named gunter.
So you are going to ride a geoduck after all...



Gunter is cute! Congratulations!
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Old 10-14-2005, 06:53 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Charlatan
Lovercraft wasn't just making shit up"










fuckin' eh Charlie.......the man was a wicked writer.


love his stuff.
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Old 10-14-2005, 06:56 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Geoducks are near the top of the list entitled "icky looking creatures that remind me that Lovercraft wasn't just making shit up"
Anyone in the mood for a little A Shoggoth on the Roof?

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