I HAVE A SECRET...
 

I HAVE A SECRET... can you guess what it is?

My secret is not orange.

It is not blue.

My secret sometimes makes baby jesus cry.

My secret is of great importance.

My secret begins and ends with a letter of the alphabet

My secret is kept in a can buried in mr. o'learys back yard.

If you guess my secret i will give you a hug and SHAQ-FU for the nes gaming system.

Good luck

Your dick is buried in a can in Mr. Olearys back yard? Surely you jest.

BUZZ

try again.

hint: My secret is not pop singer justin timberlake

Is it a Nash Metropolitan?
http://www.bluemoongear.com/ArchCarP...tropolitan.jpg

The remains of Mrs' O'Leary's fire-starting cow?

o'leary's mushroom and acid stash?


man if only i could find that stash.

OMG You buried your mother in O'Leary's backyard???
Shame on you!!

your secret is...your not barenakedladies.........and your not naked? yo are just bareladies :D :crazy: :icare:

buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

althought i would like to be the little car that could... i am not.

I have nothing to do with the chicago fire.... i dont even watch soccer.

it has no drug references (Sorry flyman)

I did not bury my mother... i was immaculately conceived.

you are correct that im not naked... but that is no secret.



Next hint: My secret is not one that you can fully understand

You are bones... (or you have a boner).


The secret is out!

Is it Shingo (who suffers from reverse progeria) in that can buried in Mr. O'leary's back yard?

It is the Amphicar

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<B>Next hint: My secret is not one that you can fully understand</b>

Your secret is one of those Washington Post sodoku puzzles.

buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz


you are all wrong

for the last and final time, im not the one you know of as bones.... or air45 whoever he is for that matter, we established that already.

it is not shingo... not sure what a shingo is... but that is incorrect

it is not the amphacar... it is not any kind of car

it is not the wildly addictive game thats sweeping the nation


HINT: It doesnt have anything to do with pirates...

you are a robotic zombie cloned from the DNA of bones and air 45's love child?

or could it be a zombie ninja

zombie ninja is the closest so far....


hint: You can fit a lot of turkeys in here.

Your secret is a lot of turkeys.

Who the hell actually wants shaq-fu? I guess its for priciple then. Good luck all I have no freaking clue except that it is money maybe. It fits the criteria for the most part. but if I am right please dont send me shaq-fu. Sell that his I am sure you get a quarter for it.

next hint:

Giant Hamburger knows what it is...

but he has not said it yet

I dont even think he knows that he knows....

its the duke isnt it
http://home.hiwaay.net/~singer/THE%20DUKE.jpg

or is it the hoff
http://www.fraterslibertas.com/Images/Hugh/Hoff.jpg

your secret is you are a sinner!!

Your secret is Natalee Holloway.

no....


the next person that guesses is the right answer...

Bones bones bones.

Bones or The Hoff... or a Boner from the Hoff?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...-recursion.gif

Of course, it's so obvious!
http://webpages.charter.net/micah/geoduck.jpg
It's a geoduck.

Geoducks are near the top of the list entitled "icky looking creatures that remind me that Lovercraft wasn't just making shit up"

It's them isn't it.

http://www.disobey.com/horror/poster...loads/them.jpg

there is no damned secret.

move along now.

Here's your secret...

http://www.edellis.net/images/b3ta-g...jockey-lrg.jpg

I think that geoduck needs a little purple pill help, or did that woman kill him in a long repressed desire for something larger than a horses dick?

B's secret is that he wishes he were a geoduck and attempted some secret experiments in his neighbor's backyard. The evidence was buried.

Errr... like Charlatan said. :D

E forgot to take her lithium Rx this past week. :D

No, I didn't! :D

my secret is that IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW!!!

october 15th, 2005

none of the clues meant anything

im sorry

im getting married to a nice young german boy named gunter.

So you are going to ride a geoduck after all...

http://troyandgay.com/pix/Geoduck06240520002.jpg

Gunter is cute! Congratulations!

http://home.earthlink.net/~presnell/lovecraft.gif




fuckin' eh Charlie.......the man was a wicked writer.


love his stuff.

Anyone in the mood for a little A Shoggoth on the Roof?

http://www.cthulhulives.org/Shoggoth/ASOTRcover.jpg