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slimshaydee · 09-26-2005, 05:05 AM

Democratic my foot.

Charlatan · 09-26-2005, 08:24 AM

Not too long ago I recieved a letter from a nice man in the Congo who said, among other things, that he needed some help getting his money out of the country.

Being the nice guy I am I offered to help him.

It turns out he had millions and millions of dollars to funnel through my account and I got to keep 10%. I'm a millionaire now.

Funny thing? He said he'd been trying to get people to help him but nobody would believe him.

Wealthily yours

Charlatan

uncle phil · 09-26-2005, 03:39 PM

anybody for belgian waffles?

Charlatan · 09-28-2005, 05:22 AM

How about a nice trip up the river? We can journey to our hearts content then stop at Kurtz's for Waffles.

uncle phil · 09-28-2005, 01:56 PM

in the dark...

09-26-2005, 05:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	The Democratic Republic of Congo Democratic my foot.

09-26-2005, 08:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Not too long ago I recieved a letter from a nice man in the Congo who said, among other things, that he needed some help getting his money out of the country. Being the nice guy I am I offered to help him. It turns out he had millions and millions of dollars to funnel through my account and I got to keep 10%. I'm a millionaire now. Funny thing? He said he'd been trying to get people to help him but nobody would believe him. Wealthily yours Charlatan __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-26-2005, 03:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	anybody for belgian waffles? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-28-2005, 05:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	How about a nice trip up the river? We can journey to our hearts content then stop at Kurtz's for Waffles. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-28-2005, 01:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	in the dark... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.