Not too long ago I recieved a letter from a nice man in the Congo who said, among other things, that he needed some help getting his money out of the country.
Being the nice guy I am I offered to help him.
It turns out he had millions and millions of dollars to funnel through my account and I got to keep 10%. I'm a millionaire now.
Funny thing? He said he'd been trying to get people to help him but nobody would believe him.
Wealthily yours
Charlatan
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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