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08-28-2005, 12:34 AM
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Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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'Ey, Boris!
What would you do if I said your fat, pinko commie mother's sucked so much dick her face looks like an egg?
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08-28-2005, 03:16 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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/me would hope said mom keeps her eyes peeled for that dirty old egg-suckin' dog...
Dirty Old Egg-Suckin' Dog Johnny Cash Well he's not very handsome to look at Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog And he's always killin' my chickens That dirty old egg-suckin' dog Egg-suckin' dog I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground If you don't stay out of my hen house You dirty old egg-suckin' hound Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up Though I'm not a real bad guy I'm gonna get my riffle and send him To that great chicken house in the sky Egg-suckin' dog Your always hangin' around But you'd better stay out of my hen house You dirty old egg-suckin' hound
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09-03-2005, 05:31 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I would say the yolk is on her. Now buzz off. Must to get moose and squirrel.
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09-03-2005, 08:29 PM
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Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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Zephyr66 - Well spotted. Rocco says it to Chekhov at the bar and Chekhov decks him, sparking the bar fight.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame |
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