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Martian 08-28-2005 12:34 AM

'Ey, Boris!
 
What would you do if I said your fat, pinko commie mother's sucked so much dick her face looks like an egg?

Munku 08-28-2005 02:02 PM

Eggcelent!

uncle phil 08-28-2005 03:16 PM

/me would hope said mom keeps her eyes peeled for that dirty old egg-suckin' dog...

Dirty Old Egg-Suckin' Dog
Johnny Cash

Well he's not very handsome to look at
Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he's always killin' my chickens
That dirty old egg-suckin' dog

Egg-suckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound

Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy
I'm gonna get my riffle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky

Egg-suckin' dog
Your always hangin' around
But you'd better stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound

Tophat665 09-03-2005 05:31 PM

I would say the yolk is on her. Now buzz off. Must to get moose and squirrel.

Zephyr66 09-03-2005 06:33 PM

just out of curiosity and a bad memory. Is the original quote from Boondock Saints or am I just stupid?

Martian 09-03-2005 08:29 PM

Zephyr66 - Well spotted. Rocco says it to Chekhov at the bar and Chekhov decks him, sparking the bar fight.

Zephyr66 09-03-2005 09:25 PM

God I love that movie... Rocco's the man.


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