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bing bing · 08-02-2005, 04:58 AM

Hey guys, I’m just going to the store for some milk. Anyone need anything?

maleficent · 08-02-2005, 05:02 AM

tampons
DD batteries
KY jelly please..

SHould i write this down for you?

ShaniFaye · 08-02-2005, 05:11 AM

mal you didnt specify warming or non warming KY

I need some goody powders if you dont mind

Redlemon · 08-02-2005, 05:49 AM

I need to renew my driver's license, could you stand in line at the DMV for me?

theguyondacouch · 08-02-2005, 09:37 AM

A side of beef. And a bottle of A1.

Charlatan · 08-02-2005, 09:43 AM

a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter...

God of Thunder · 08-02-2005, 10:06 AM

DD Batteries, Mal?????

That must a big toy!!

Can you get me some sinus medication? My head is killing me.
Pick me up a pint of Captain Morgan's too. That'll make the headache go away for awhile.

Thanks dude.

uncle phil · 08-02-2005, 12:02 PM

and a couple bank bags (you know, the big locking kind) full of C-notes...

Fremen · 08-02-2005, 12:26 PM

Preparation H and a toothbrush.
I got a score to settle.

bparker805 · 08-02-2005, 12:29 PM

Im too lazy to get up and go with you, but could you pick me up a grapefruit, some toothepaste, and a gerbil?

Sugarmouse · 08-02-2005, 03:34 PM

i have ran out of vodka and its oni jus passed midnight...

maleficent · 08-02-2005, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bparker805

Im too lazy to get up and go with you, but could you pick me up a grapefruit, some toothepaste, and a gerbil?

whatchoogonnadooo with the gerbil, son?

Fly · 08-02-2005, 07:38 PM

can you grab me a pack 'o zig zag whites please.

*fuckin' too polite Canadians*

.........i'll smoke it with ya' man.

yellowchef · 08-02-2005, 08:03 PM

uh, some malibu, pineapple juice, some spongebob squarepants push up pops by popsicle brand freezer goods, some boars head blazin buffalo chicken from the deli and a box of tampons.

sadistikdreams · 08-02-2005, 08:06 PM

hustler, the one with the anna nichole centerfold!

Ishmal · 08-02-2005, 08:22 PM

could you grab us a pack of condoms while ya there mate???

maleficent · 08-02-2005, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal

could you grab us a pack of condoms while ya there mate???

he's buying tampons already- do you honestly think anyone is gonna buy him needing condoms?

bernadette · 08-02-2005, 09:21 PM

let's see... could you pick up a half gallon of orange juice extra pulp, 5 bananas, a bag of dog food, 2 boxes of kleenex, 12 pack of northern toilet paper (DO NOT SUBSTITUTE any sale brands - northern or nothing), head of romaine lettuce, large stalk of celery, gallon of V8 spicy, 12 pack of heineken, a bottle of a nice pinot grigio, a box of BOCA™ burgers, hit the deil & grab me a half pound of sliced horseradish white cheddar, one loaf of slice sour dough, a 12 pack of diet pepsi, 2 haas avocados, half gallon of Silk™ soy milk, a large tub of plain yogurt, 5 on the vine tomatoes, a gallon of lemon scented bleach, one bouquet of summer flowers, a new toothbrush, one bottle of shampoo, did i mention a stalk of celery? please, don't forget my celery, a 3 pack of paper towels, a can of RAID insect spray, a bottle of liquid dish washing soap, a can of deodorant, a birthday card for grandma, one bundle of radishes, 3 packs of gum, box of dog bicuits, bag of carrots, 3 cans of vegetarian vegetable soup, a bag of torilla chips, liquid fabric softener, jar of sliced dill pickles, 2 cans of jalapenos, bottle of chives, oh heck... give me your cell phone number & i'll call ya before you check out when i think of the rest.

paddyjoe · 08-03-2005, 03:40 AM

just one stalk o celery, bernie?

paddyjoe · 08-03-2005, 03:40 AM

I feel like bernie's celery stalker now.

jwoody · 08-03-2005, 03:52 AM

Two packets of nice crisps and a honky mag.

bobillydylan · 08-03-2005, 03:55 AM

You couldnt call into my workplace and do my shift for me, cheers mate im not in the mood today i owe you one lol

Johnny Pyro · 08-03-2005, 03:59 AM

Jagermeister
carton of Marlboros
hot pockets
12 pack diet coke
ummmm...doritos

Thats it. Thanx.

theguyondacouch · 08-03-2005, 07:10 AM

A lighter. Mine just died. There is a half torched bong on my desk and I have no way of utilizing it.

Redlemon · 08-03-2005, 07:21 AM

Dude, you back yet? It's been over 24 hours now. I'm waiting...

yellowchef · 08-03-2005, 10:54 AM

if youre still at the store I need some charmin or kleenex brand tp. Do not buy me the cheap sand paper like stuff...

Fremen · 08-03-2005, 01:28 PM

I really, really need these in a hurry, so....chop-chop, my good man!

*1 case of Peppermint Chiclets
*1 sonic phase inducer
*1 large plunger stick
*1 bottle French's Honey Mustard
*1 liter plutonium waste
*7 tons discarded oyster shells - pre-cleaned
*2 packets clear gelatin mix
*1 electromagnetic power converter w/built-in inverter
*1 pack ground chuck
*1 bottle Louisiana Hot Sauce

That should get it til tomorrow.

bparker805 · 08-03-2005, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

whatchoogonnadooo with the gerbil, son?

Talk bing bing into picking up some ky and come over and find out.

uncle phil · 08-03-2005, 03:23 PM

uh...scratch the light bulbs...

wdevauld · 08-03-2005, 03:28 PM

Ginger Ale
Rye
Ice

Fly · 08-03-2005, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theguyondacouch

A lighter. Mine just died. There is a half torched bong on my desk and I have no way of utilizing it.

i've got a lighter man............but hell........it's been forever and i see no papers yet.

gonna hafta hit the bong w/ ya' bud.......

noodle · 08-04-2005, 04:39 PM

brownie mix. two eggs. mortar and pestle.

bottle of HP... I'm out.

Redlemon · 08-05-2005, 05:32 AM

I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this. I knew I should't have given him the money up front. Geez, fool me twenty times...

maleficent · 08-05-2005, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bparker805

Talk bing bing into picking up some ky and come over and find out.

ky was on the list already -- haven't seen him - i think he figured out a use for the ky and the DD batteries and is amusing hisself

jwoody · 08-05-2005, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredweena

bottle of HP... I'm out.

Nice one fredweena, I'd completely forgot about the sauce.

I'll have a bottle of HP (squeezy, if possible) and if they've only got Daddy's then it doesn't matter.

...and when I say it doesn't matter, I mean don't get any at all.

...not "it doesn't matter whether it's HP or Daddy's."

Got that?

noodle · 08-05-2005, 12:46 PM

^ There is one store that sells it in my area and it's 20 miles away. If bing bing's going, I'll use him.

I was so mad when I pulled my stuff off the grill and found an empty bottle on the shelf. Stupid boys. Wait, they make squeeze bottles?!

didja get my check, bing bing? I mailed it yesterday.

Redlemon · 08-15-2005, 12:35 PM

WHERE'S MY DRIVERS LICENSE?!??!?11

Sheesh, that's the last time I trust bing bing. He'd better have a damned good excuse...

08-02-2005, 04:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	going to the store Hey guys, I’m just going to the store for some milk. Anyone need anything?

08-02-2005, 05:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	tampons DD batteries KY jelly please.. SHould i write this down for you? __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

08-02-2005, 05:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	mal you didnt specify warming or non warming KY I need some goody powders if you dont mind __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-02-2005, 05:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I need to renew my driver's license, could you stand in line at the DMV for me? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-02-2005, 09:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	A side of beef. And a bottle of A1. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

08-02-2005, 09:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-02-2005, 10:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	DD Batteries, Mal????? That must a big toy!! Can you get me some sinus medication? My head is killing me. Pick me up a pint of Captain Morgan's too. That'll make the headache go away for awhile. Thanks dude. __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

08-02-2005, 12:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and a couple bank bags (you know, the big locking kind) full of C-notes... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-02-2005, 12:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Preparation H and a toothbrush. I got a score to settle. __________________ Google

08-02-2005, 12:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Im too lazy to get up and go with you, but could you pick me up a grapefruit, some toothepaste, and a gerbil?

08-02-2005, 03:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Sugarmouse Insane Location: Preston lancs(i know i know)	i have ran out of vodka and its oni jus passed midnight... __________________ Sugarmouse=Festered

08-02-2005, 07:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	can you grab me a pack 'o zig zag whites please. fuckin' too polite Canadians .........i'll smoke it with ya' man. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-02-2005, 08:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
yellowchef Addict Location: Shalimar, FL	uh, some malibu, pineapple juice, some spongebob squarepants push up pops by popsicle brand freezer goods, some boars head blazin buffalo chicken from the deli and a box of tampons. __________________ the voices in your head are not real--but they still have some really great ideas. always remeber you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. But..you CAN choose the insane asylum where you have them all put away!

08-02-2005, 08:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	hustler, the one with the anna nichole centerfold! __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-02-2005, 08:22 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	could you grab us a pack of condoms while ya there mate??? __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-03-2005, 03:59 AM	#23 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Jagermeister carton of Marlboros hot pockets 12 pack diet coke ummmm...doritos Thats it. Thanx. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

08-02-2005, 09:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	let's see... could you pick up a half gallon of orange juice extra pulp, 5 bananas, a bag of dog food, 2 boxes of kleenex, 12 pack of northern toilet paper (DO NOT SUBSTITUTE any sale brands - northern or nothing), head of romaine lettuce, large stalk of celery, gallon of V8 spicy, 12 pack of heineken, a bottle of a nice pinot grigio, a box of BOCA™ burgers, hit the deil & grab me a half pound of sliced horseradish white cheddar, one loaf of slice sour dough, a 12 pack of diet pepsi, 2 haas avocados, half gallon of Silk™ soy milk, a large tub of plain yogurt, 5 on the vine tomatoes, a gallon of lemon scented bleach, one bouquet of summer flowers, a new toothbrush, one bottle of shampoo, did i mention a stalk of celery? please, don't forget my celery, a 3 pack of paper towels, a can of RAID insect spray, a bottle of liquid dish washing soap, a can of deodorant, a birthday card for grandma, one bundle of radishes, 3 packs of gum, box of dog bicuits, bag of carrots, 3 cans of vegetarian vegetable soup, a bag of torilla chips, liquid fabric softener, jar of sliced dill pickles, 2 cans of jalapenos, bottle of chives, oh heck... give me your cell phone number & i'll call ya before you check out when i think of the rest. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-03-2005, 03:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	just one stalk o celery, bernie?

08-03-2005, 03:40 AM	#20 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	I feel like bernie's celery stalker now.

08-03-2005, 03:52 AM	#21 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Two packets of nice crisps and a honky mag.

08-03-2005, 03:55 AM	#22 (permalink)
bobillydylan Tilted Location: uk	You couldnt call into my workplace and do my shift for me, cheers mate im not in the mood today i owe you one lol __________________ Yes and only if my own true love was waiting, And i could hear her heart a softly pounding, Yes and only if she was lying by me! Then i would lie in my bed once again.

08-03-2005, 07:10 AM	#24 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	A lighter. Mine just died. There is a half torched bong on my desk and I have no way of utilizing it. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

08-03-2005, 07:21 AM	#25 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Dude, you back yet? It's been over 24 hours now. I'm waiting... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-03-2005, 10:54 AM	#26 (permalink)
yellowchef Addict Location: Shalimar, FL	if youre still at the store I need some charmin or kleenex brand tp. Do not buy me the cheap sand paper like stuff... __________________ the voices in your head are not real--but they still have some really great ideas. always remeber you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. But..you CAN choose the insane asylum where you have them all put away!

08-03-2005, 01:28 PM	#27 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I really, really need these in a hurry, so....chop-chop, my good man! 1 case of Peppermint Chiclets 1 sonic phase inducer 1 large plunger stick 1 bottle French's Honey Mustard 1 liter plutonium waste 7 tons discarded oyster shells - pre-cleaned 2 packets clear gelatin mix 1 electromagnetic power converter w/built-in inverter 1 pack ground chuck 1 bottle Louisiana Hot Sauce That should get it til tomorrow. __________________ Google

08-03-2005, 03:23 PM	#29 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	uh...scratch the light bulbs... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-03-2005, 03:28 PM	#30 (permalink)
wdevauld Tilted Location: Calgary, AB	Ginger Ale Rye Ice __________________ As soon as you stop living, you start dying....

08-05-2005, 05:32 AM	#33 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this. I knew I should't have given him the money up front. Geez, fool me twenty times... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-15-2005, 12:35 PM	#37 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	WHERE'S MY DRIVERS LICENSE?!??!?11 Sheesh, that's the last time I trust bing bing. He'd better have a damned good excuse... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.