going to the store
 

Hey guys, I’m just going to the store for some milk. Anyone need anything?

tampons
DD batteries
KY jelly please..

SHould i write this down for you?
:lol:

mal you didnt specify warming or non warming KY

I need some goody powders if you dont mind

I need to renew my driver's license, could you stand in line at the DMV for me?

A side of beef. And a bottle of A1.

a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter...

DD Batteries, Mal?????

That must a big toy!!

Can you get me some sinus medication? My head is killing me.
Pick me up a pint of Captain Morgan's too. That'll make the headache go away for awhile.

Thanks dude.

and a couple bank bags (you know, the big locking kind) full of C-notes...

Preparation H and a toothbrush.
I got a score to settle.

Im too lazy to get up and go with you, but could you pick me up a grapefruit, some toothepaste, and a gerbil?

i have ran out of vodka and its oni jus passed midnight...

whatchoogonnadooo with the gerbil, son?

can you grab me a pack 'o zig zag whites please.


*fuckin' too polite Canadians*


.........i'll smoke it with ya' man.

uh, some malibu, pineapple juice, some spongebob squarepants push up pops by popsicle brand freezer goods, some boars head blazin buffalo chicken from the deli and a box of tampons.

hustler, the one with the anna nichole centerfold!

could you grab us a pack of condoms while ya there mate???

he's buying tampons already- do you honestly think anyone is gonna buy him needing condoms? :lol:

let's see... could you pick up a half gallon of orange juice extra pulp, 5 bananas, a bag of dog food, 2 boxes of kleenex, 12 pack of northern toilet paper (DO NOT SUBSTITUTE any sale brands - northern or nothing), head of romaine lettuce, large stalk of celery, gallon of V8 spicy, 12 pack of heineken, a bottle of a nice pinot grigio, a box of BOCA™ burgers, hit the deil & grab me a half pound of sliced horseradish white cheddar, one loaf of slice sour dough, a 12 pack of diet pepsi, 2 haas avocados, half gallon of Silk™ soy milk, a large tub of plain yogurt, 5 on the vine tomatoes, a gallon of lemon scented bleach, one bouquet of summer flowers, a new toothbrush, one bottle of shampoo, did i mention a stalk of celery? please, don't forget my celery, a 3 pack of paper towels, a can of RAID insect spray, a bottle of liquid dish washing soap, a can of deodorant, a birthday card for grandma, one bundle of radishes, 3 packs of gum, box of dog bicuits, bag of carrots, 3 cans of vegetarian vegetable soup, a bag of torilla chips, liquid fabric softener, jar of sliced dill pickles, 2 cans of jalapenos, bottle of chives, oh heck... give me your cell phone number & i'll call ya before you check out when i think of the rest.

just one stalk o celery, bernie?

I feel like bernie's celery stalker now.

Two packets of nice crisps and a honky mag.

You couldnt call into my workplace and do my shift for me, cheers mate im not in the mood today i owe you one lol

Jagermeister
carton of Marlboros
hot pockets
12 pack diet coke
ummmm...doritos

Thats it. Thanx. :thumbsup:

A lighter. Mine just died. There is a half torched bong on my desk and I have no way of utilizing it.

Dude, you back yet? It's been over 24 hours now. I'm waiting...

if youre still at the store I need some charmin or kleenex brand tp. Do not buy me the cheap sand paper like stuff...

I really, really need these in a hurry, so....chop-chop, my good man!

*1 case of Peppermint Chiclets
*1 sonic phase inducer
*1 large plunger stick
*1 bottle French's Honey Mustard
*1 liter plutonium waste
*7 tons discarded oyster shells - pre-cleaned
*2 packets clear gelatin mix
*1 electromagnetic power converter w/built-in inverter
*1 pack ground chuck
*1 bottle Louisiana Hot Sauce

That should get it til tomorrow.

Talk bing bing into picking up some ky and come over and find out.

uh...scratch the light bulbs...

Ginger Ale
Rye
Ice

i've got a lighter man............but hell........it's been forever and i see no papers yet.

gonna hafta hit the bong w/ ya' bud.......



:D

brownie mix. two eggs. mortar and pestle. :D

bottle of HP... I'm out.

I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this. I knew I should't have given him the money up front. Geez, fool me twenty times...

ky was on the list already -- haven't seen him - i think he figured out a use for the ky and the DD batteries and is amusing hisself :lol:

Nice one fredweena, I'd completely forgot about the sauce.

I'll have a bottle of HP (squeezy, if possible) and if they've only got Daddy's then it doesn't matter.


...and when I say it doesn't matter, I mean don't get any at all.


...not "it doesn't matter whether it's HP or Daddy's."


Got that?

^ There is one store that sells it in my area and it's 20 miles away. If bing bing's going, I'll use him. :D I was so mad when I pulled my stuff off the grill and found an empty bottle on the shelf. Stupid boys. Wait, they make squeeze bottles?!

didja get my check, bing bing? I mailed it yesterday.

WHERE'S MY DRIVERS LICENSE?!??!?11

Sheesh, that's the last time I trust bing bing. He'd better have a damned good excuse...