Fremen

If I could wear protective face gear and gloves, I would pick the giant vat of human excrement, then invest a considerable amount of money towards a giant vat of soap. *barf*


What did you choose?

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Giant Hamburger

Do I get to choose which finger?

uncle phil

no "ifs..."

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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

krwlz

Yup, Id fuck someone where everyone can see for 10 mil. No questions asked, the easiest way out.

bundy

fuck it.
i'd probably do a porn with apes for $10mil.

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Stare At The Sun

Uh, i think I would have sex on tape for 10 million dollars.

Fremen

Yes, sir.
One of yours, though.

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Bearkats

I'd make a porno with anything for that much...

Giant Hamburger

Can I keep the finger after it is cut off?

bundy

stop me if my hamburger biology isn't quite right GH, but wouldn't the 'cut-off' finger eventually grow another hand, arm and then body if it was kept in a warm place by the window?

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slimshaydee

I'd make a porno. Hell even if it was gay porn I could still laugh at everyone else because I'm $10,000,000 richer than them.

mirevolver

I'd do the porn video. If anyone who sees it has a problem, well I'll just remind them that I have 10 mil and they don't.

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paddyjoe

fuck, I'd do em all for ten mil. Prolly more.

paddyjoe

Also Fremen, has anyone ever mentioned what a weirdo you are?

Fly

i'd do 'em all 'cept the vat of excrement......


that's just too shitty for me........


well maybe after the drug ordeal i might not give a shit,.........okay enough then.

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fhqwhgads

Wait a second...I get to cut off ties with the family AND I get ten million dollars???

What's the catch?

Just kidding of course, I love my family...

platypus

Hell, the insurance policy on my life only pays out 2 mil.

I'll take lose a finger for ten, Monty.

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absorbentishe

I dunno, prob. the porn movie. Who cares, if it's a gay video, or with skanks, I'm $10,000,000.00 richer than any one else. I think a close second would be the finger, it would be a little hard to type, but that can be over come!

Redlemon

I've spent more than 3 hours in wastewater treatment plants already. You can get used to the smell after a while. Also, this is the only option that does not have permanent ramifications. Just pretend its a nice, warm, mud bath....

...second choice would be the porn video.

Bill O'Rights

$10,000,000?!?

I'm sittin' in a vat-o-shit.
I've got a two year old. After two years of changing, and smelling, his dirty diapers...it'd be a cinch.

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It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

platypus

Except for cholera and dysentery.

But, on second thought, I think I'd have to go for this one.
As long as I didn't have to stand on my head.

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Giant Hamburger

This is a little known fact. You are obviously an erudite scholar of the hamburgerly ways. I commend you. Be warned, the humidity and barometric pressure has to be exact for proper cell replication.

Could I wear the finger bone on a necklace if it doesn't grow?

stonegrody

I'd film a porn movie while on an experimental drug in a vat of human excrament and then tell my family I couldn't talk to them anymore as I cut off my finger. Cash only please.

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bernadette

family is vastly over-rated. adios mi familia!
unless you include my husband, which i'd then i have to remain broke & in debt...

<small>yes, i love my weirdo family. for some reason! but the allure of 10-mil... hrmm...</small>

and Fremen is a sick twisted puppy.

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bacon_masta

i picked the porn video, but there wasn't a single one up there i wouldn't do. 10 million dollars could buy me a finger, a family, and a shower, and if i died...well, i was willing to take the risk.