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View Poll Results: Which would you most likely do for $10,000,000?
Test an experimental drug with 10% chance of death 3 8.11%
Take part in a porn video which everyone would see 15 40.54%
Cut off your finger 6 16.22%
Cut off contact to your family 4 10.81%
Spend three hours in a giant vat of human excrement 9 24.32%
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Which would you most likely do for $10,000,000?

If I could wear protective face gear and gloves, I would pick the giant vat of human excrement, then invest a considerable amount of money towards a giant vat of soap. *barf*


What did you choose?
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Do I get to choose which finger?
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Old 09-29-2004, 03:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2004, 04:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yup, Id fuck someone where everyone can see for 10 mil. No questions asked, the easiest way out.
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Old 09-29-2004, 04:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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fuck it.
i'd probably do a porn with apes for $10mil.
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Old 09-29-2004, 07:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Uh, i think I would have sex on tape for 10 million dollars.
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Old 09-29-2004, 07:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Do I get to choose which finger?
Yes, sir.
One of yours, though.
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Old 09-29-2004, 08:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'd make a porno with anything for that much...
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Can I keep the finger after it is cut off?
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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stop me if my hamburger biology isn't quite right GH, but wouldn't the 'cut-off' finger eventually grow another hand, arm and then body if it was kept in a warm place by the window?
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Old 09-29-2004, 10:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'd make a porno. Hell even if it was gay porn I could still laugh at everyone else because I'm $10,000,000 richer than them.
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:02 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'd do the porn video. If anyone who sees it has a problem, well I'll just remind them that I have 10 mil and they don't.
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Old 09-30-2004, 03:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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fuck, I'd do em all for ten mil. Prolly more.
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Old 09-30-2004, 03:30 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Also Fremen, has anyone ever mentioned what a weirdo you are?


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Old 09-30-2004, 03:54 AM   #15 (permalink)
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i'd do 'em all 'cept the vat of excrement......


that's just too shitty for me........


well maybe after the drug ordeal i might not give a shit,.........okay enough then.
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Old 09-30-2004, 04:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Wait a second...I get to cut off ties with the family AND I get ten million dollars???

What's the catch?

Just kidding of course, I love my family...
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Old 09-30-2004, 04:58 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Hell, the insurance policy on my life only pays out 2 mil.

I'll take lose a finger for ten, Monty.
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Old 09-30-2004, 05:25 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I dunno, prob. the porn movie. Who cares, if it's a gay video, or with skanks, I'm $10,000,000.00 richer than any one else. I think a close second would be the finger, it would be a little hard to type, but that can be over come!
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Old 09-30-2004, 05:41 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I've spent more than 3 hours in wastewater treatment plants already. You can get used to the smell after a while. Also, this is the only option that does not have permanent ramifications. Just pretend its a nice, warm, mud bath....

...second choice would be the porn video.
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Old 09-30-2004, 06:43 AM   #20 (permalink)
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$10,000,000?!?

I'm sittin' in a vat-o-shit.
I've got a two year old. After two years of changing, and smelling, his dirty diapers...it'd be a cinch.
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Old 09-30-2004, 07:25 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I've spent more than 3 hours in wastewater treatment plants already. You can get used to the smell after a while. Also, this is the only option that does not have permanent ramifications.
Except for cholera and dysentery.

But, on second thought, I think I'd have to go for this one.
As long as I didn't have to stand on my head.
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Old 09-30-2004, 07:40 AM   #22 (permalink)
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stop me if my hamburger biology isn't quite right GH, but wouldn't the 'cut-off' finger eventually grow another hand, arm and then body if it was kept in a warm place by the window?
This is a little known fact. You are obviously an erudite scholar of the hamburgerly ways. I commend you. Be warned, the humidity and barometric pressure has to be exact for proper cell replication.

Could I wear the finger bone on a necklace if it doesn't grow?
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Old 09-30-2004, 07:57 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I'd film a porn movie while on an experimental drug in a vat of human excrament and then tell my family I couldn't talk to them anymore as I cut off my finger. Cash only please.
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:20 AM   #24 (permalink)
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family is vastly over-rated. adios mi familia!
unless you include my husband, which i'd then i have to remain broke & in debt...

<small>yes, i love my weirdo family. for some reason! but the allure of 10-mil... hrmm...</small>

and Fremen is a sick twisted puppy.
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:21 AM   #25 (permalink)
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i picked the porn video, but there wasn't a single one up there i wouldn't do. 10 million dollars could buy me a finger, a family, and a shower, and if i died...well, i was willing to take the risk.
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