The "OLD SAYING" answer game......
 

Okay, it's late, I'm bored, let's start a new game!

The way you play it is I will start off by asking a question in reference to an old saying/expression and the next person will answer it any imaginable way they wish, then they will ask the next question in reference to another old saying/expression...

FOR EXAMPLE:

An expression to use "jack of all trades...."

could turn into a question such as "Who IS the jack of all trades?"
And someone else could respond......

"the wizard of Oz"

okay, get it?

Here's the first one:

"If you looked a gifthorse in the mouth, what would you see?"

Prob'ly the skin of it's teeth.

If a shave AND a haircut is two bits, what can I get for one bit?

one or the other, I'd say!

How would you land if you were flying by the seat of your pants?

on your ass!

How EXCATLY would I go about smacking you into next tuesday? And would you want to try it? I hear the weather should be great!

I think to get me into next tuesday would take at least a month of Sundays. If the weather is beautiful, though, I wish I were there.

If I were to beat around the Bush, would you give a rat's ass?

I dont give a rat's ass for Bush to begin with, so I don't care at all if you beat around him.


If a stitch in time saves nine, and the early bird gets the worm, why is patience a virtue?

Does a bear crap in the woods? There's your answer

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?

I have got to answer this one:
Dude, it's because the second mouse gets the cheese. :D

That would be because a bird in the hand produces half as much fertilizer as two in the bush.


If dead men tell no tales is that because truth is stranger than fiction?

truth is only stranger than fiction when life imitates art.

If, however, art were to imitate life would lighting strike twice?

Were art to imitate life, then lightning might strike twice, but only once in a blue moon.

Should set a thief to catch a the thief that stole my thunder?