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Tophat665 08-19-2004 12:14 PM

Waltz me around by my Willie!
 
Ai Ai Yi yi!
Your Grandmother swims after troopships
so sing me another that's worse than the other and
waltz me around by my willie...

(Next!)

uncle phil 08-19-2004 12:51 PM

Ai Ai Yi yi!
Your Mother eats bat-shit off cave walls
so sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse, and
Waltz me around by my willie...

Fly 08-19-2004 03:08 PM

Ai Ai Ai yi!

my sister fell outta the window

and you'd think that her head would be split,and

Waltz me around by my willie.....................baby!!!!!

Tophat665 08-19-2004 06:08 PM

Ai Ai Ai yi,
Your sister hunts truffles for French Men
So sing me another one worse than the other and
Waltz me around by my Willie!

uncle phil 08-20-2004 01:03 PM

Ai Ai Ai yi,
in China they never eat chili
so let's sing another verse that's worse than the other verse and
Walktz me around by my Willie!

Fly 08-20-2004 06:05 PM

Ai Ai Ai yi,

i know that my verse was the worst

yet i could give a rat's ass i am sure and

Waltz me around by my willie!

kazoo 08-21-2004 08:22 PM

Ai ai yi yi,
your Mother's twat has speedbumps
so sing me another verse worse than the other verse
dance on my balls 'til I'm silly

How many posters on this thread have actually been to a John Valby show?

kazoo 08-21-2004 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
Ai Ai Ai yi!
my sister fell outta the window
and you'd think that her head would be split,and
Waltz me around by my willie.....................baby!!!!!

You're mixing songs.

Our baby fell out of the window,
you'd think that her head would be split,
but good luck was with her that morning,
she fell in a barrel of SHAVING CREAM
be nice and clean
shave every day
and you'll always look keen
Shaving Cream- Benny Bell, with Paul Wynn~1940

Fly 08-22-2004 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazoo
You're mixing songs.

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Ai Ai Ai yi


i know i'm mixing songs

no one cares if it's wrong and

Waltz me around by my willie

uncle phil 08-23-2004 12:43 PM

Ai Ai Ai yi!
the beer in your glass looks like horse piss
so let's sing another verse that's worse than the other verse
and waltz me around by my willie!

vermin 08-24-2004 09:57 AM

Ai Ai Ai yi,
Your mother burps semen from truckers
so let's sing another verse that's worse than the other verse and
Waltz me around by my Willie!

Tophat665 08-26-2004 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vermin
Ai Ai Ai yi,
Your mother burps semen from truckers
so let's sing another verse that's worse than the other verse and
Waltz me around by my Willie!

Oh, that's foul! I love it!

Ai Ai Ai yi,
The pet store won't sell you more gerbils
so let's sing another verse that's worse than the other verse and
Waltz me around by my Willie!

kazoo 08-28-2004 10:39 PM

Ay ay yi yi
Your brother licks birdshit off stop signs
So sing me another verse worse than the other verse
waltz me around by my willie


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