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K-Wise

07-18-2004 12:17 PM

I'm not dead

Least not yet....What have I missed?

Asta!!

Fremen

07-18-2004 12:26 PM

I had a cow, man!

Good to see you're not dead, K! Welcome back. :thumbsup:

K-Wise

07-18-2004 01:06 PM

Yer Avatar kicks ass.

Asta!!

bernadette

07-18-2004 01:58 PM

omg. Hola!!!!!!!!

welcome back, d00d. you were missed!

unruly

07-18-2004 02:14 PM

I beg to differ. You are, in fact, clinically dead. Sorry, sucks to be you.

:p

Latch

07-18-2004 02:20 PM

Might as well go for the MP quotes before anyone else does...

Quote:

CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.

World's King

07-18-2004 02:42 PM

Damn, I lost that bet.

sillygirl

07-18-2004 02:44 PM

YAY! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!

where were ya?

Batman976

07-18-2004 02:47 PM

Welcome back, K-wise!

K-Wise

07-18-2004 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
YAY! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!

where were ya?

Well first we lost internet for.....hmm shit I lost count of the months. Then I moved to Knippa Texas. And now I have DSL n stuffs. Good to be back cause theres literally nothing here.

Asta!!

Fly	07-18-2004 04:01 PM

Re: I'm not dead

Quote:

Originally posted by K-Wise
What have I missed?

damn dude...........munku asked bundy to marry him......fucker is cheatin' on me ..........

GH has been killin us in msn paint.........

paddyjoe......lottsa good pix eh........

and Fremen just keeps wishin every one a happy birthday.

bern and her dogs are well........

hmmmmmm........maybe more later.......

welcome back freak!!!!!!:D

K-Wise

07-18-2004 04:08 PM

Dammit I've missed too much. I'm hungry too :(

Asta!!

bernadette

07-18-2004 04:17 PM

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/kwise_lives.jpg">

<font size="6">K-Wise!!!
omg you missed flyman in freakin pantyhose!!!!!!!!!</font>

and astrocloud put on pantyhose, too!
and either cheesebuttons or batman. or someone else... i ferget just who it was else now.

uncle phil

07-18-2004 04:29 PM

i have absolutely nothing to say regarding this matter...

K-Wise

07-18-2004 04:34 PM

HAHAAH!!

Asta!!

paddyjoe

07-18-2004 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by K-Wise
HAHAAH!!

Oh yeah, that about sums it up

Munku

07-18-2004 06:55 PM

I LOVE YOU K-WISE!

bundy

07-18-2004 08:23 PM

ASTA!!!

yay, that scary bunchie avatar is back as well!

i still freaks me out.

fly summed it up pretty well.

slimshaydee

07-18-2004 10:04 PM

hey i remember that avatar, alas you dont remember me

K-Wise

07-19-2004 12:05 AM

Damn I don't :(. Now I feel like an asshole.

Asta!!

vermin

07-19-2004 07:03 AM

All hail the prancing booger!

Glad you've been resurrected.

Redlemon

07-19-2004 07:10 AM

K-Wise. Hmm, I think I remember him. doesn't he owe me some body parts? I'm trying to remember what I bought...

KWSN	07-19-2004 12:04 PM

jeez, what happened?!?! just the other day i was wondering if you'd ever show up again... glad you still exist!

sadistikdreams

07-19-2004 12:13 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS K-WISE!!!

K-WISE, DAMNIT!!!

KKKKKK-WWWWWWIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!

K-Wise

07-19-2004 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
K-Wise. Hmm, I think I remember him. doesn't he owe me some body parts? I'm trying to remember what I bought...

I think you had dibs on my liver but I'm not sure. Some dumbass bought my blind ass eyes.

Asta!!

Batman976

07-19-2004 11:38 PM

Dammit! Did he manage to get the liver? That's the one I really wanted.

iktoweya

07-21-2004 02:03 PM

ikky-bay does regret to inform you that K-Wise's death was just a fluke and i just took it for my own personal gain so here i am laughing at all of you who sent me money

Redlemon

07-22-2004 11:44 AM

Ah, I found the thread:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=33462

K-Wise owes me his left ear.

K-Wise

07-22-2004 07:21 PM

Ahh the ear I always stick my earphone in. Damn that sux :(

Asta!!

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