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aarchaon · 07-12-2004, 04:00 PM

Ok.

*Bonus points to those who recognise what this picture is from.

cj2112 · 07-12-2004, 04:09 PM

only because you said please

unruly · 07-12-2004, 04:18 PM

Posting to say that I absolutely refused to reply to such a dumb* thread.

* Good Idea.

grumpyolddude · 07-12-2004, 04:22 PM

fernweh · 07-12-2004, 04:25 PM

The thing you have to bear in mind with drinking rubbing alcohol is that it will give you the shits AND make you have to hurl. If you have both at once, but only have one toilet, then it becomes a matter of which you want to clean up less. And trust me, whereas vomit is no joy to clean up, liquid shit is HOT LAVA, okay? It will destroy whatever it touches.
Also, if you sit down, you can aim your vomit towards the bathtub, which you can't do with your anus.

aarchaon · 07-12-2004, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fernweh
The thing you have to bear in mind with drinking rubbing alcohol is that it will give you the shits AND make you have to hurl. If you have both at once, but only have one toilet, then it becomes a matter of which you want to clean up less. And trust me, whereas vomit is no joy to clean up, liquid shit is HOT LAVA, okay? It will destroy whatever it touches.
Also, if you sit down, you can aim your vomit towards the bathtub, which you can't do with your anus.

This is valuable information, I shall keep this in mind. Thank you very much. Also:

Fremen · 07-12-2004, 04:33 PM

Digging ditches dampens Dudleys' dungerees, decidedly.

bernadette · 07-12-2004, 04:40 PM

aarchaon · 07-12-2004, 04:45 PM

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Duesenjaeger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer haette das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

aarchaon · 07-12-2004, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
<img src="http://www4.bayarea.net/~skratch/images/obey/share/obey_letter.jpg">

optik_nerve · 07-12-2004, 06:03 PM

Penis.

fernweh · 07-12-2004, 06:13 PM

...so then I cut off that whore's hand, right? And then I was all like, "NOW who can't whold an erection, bitch!?"

The5thCandidate · 07-12-2004, 06:42 PM

I'm the Queen of France!

aarchaon · 07-12-2004, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The5thCandidate
I'm the Queen of France!

Yes, you win! I salute thee!

sadistikdreams · 07-12-2004, 06:54 PM

aarchaon · 07-12-2004, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fernweh
...so then I cut off that whore's hand, right? And then I was all like, "NOW who can't whold an erection, bitch!?"

Munku · 07-12-2004, 07:55 PM

It's KRINKLE!

Batman976 · 07-12-2004, 08:46 PM

BLAST! I was too late post on the queen of France. Can I still get bonus points for having a big spoon in my avatar?

bernadette · 07-12-2004, 11:25 PM

Batman, you will always get bonus points for having a big spoon in your avatar.

<3

aarchaon · 07-12-2004, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Batman976
BLAST! I was too late post on the queen of France. Can I still get bonus points for having a big spoon in my avatar?

Yes, because your spoon is too big.

scrooloose · 07-13-2004, 06:46 AM

All present and accounted for.

NoSoup · 07-13-2004, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fernweh
...so then I cut off that whore's hand, right? And then I was all like, "NOW who can't whold an erection, bitch!?"

Oh, that's good...

TheDave87 · 07-13-2004, 01:10 PM

SO there we were.... riding through the hills of West Virginia in a 1956 Chevy pickup. Granted, most of the truck had rusted away, but what was left was still completely drivable, especially if your name is Irwin and you have no teeth left. I'm sitting there riding shotgun next to Irwin with a seat spring poking me squarely in the left ass cheek, and I was suddenly feeling mighty nervous about our cargo. We were hauling seven 55 gallon drums filled to the brim with shotgun shells... aside from the seven drums of 12 Gauge glory, we carried one single frozen pig. There was nothing special about the pig. It was just your average run-of-the-mill dead pig which had been cleaned and frozen and was awaiting consumption at the hands of Irwin. The pig was placed ever so carefully inside one of the barrels of shells, which was only half full. Irwin had done this so that the pig wouldnt roll around and fall out of one of the numerous holes in the bed of the Chevy. We had been travelling for about an hour when Irwin hit a pothole in the dirt road. Suddenly a load roar erupted from the bed of the truck, and above us could be seen a 38 and one half pound pig soaring through the air. The pig kept climbing in altitude until it could no longer be seen. Irwin was a little mad, more at the loss of the pig than of the shotgun ammo, but to this day, he swears that that single airborn pig is why aliens abduct cattle. "They just want to git they wierd twisted space asses some bar-b-que!"

skier · 07-13-2004, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aarchaon

giggity giggity

aarchaon · 07-13-2004, 05:08 PM

Quagmire: " How old are you?"
Girl: "16"
Quagmire: "18? You're first!"
Girl: "Mom!"
Quagmire: "I like where this is going!"

Sion · 07-14-2004, 08:19 AM

You have something time for me then sing I a song for you from 99
ballons on its way to the horizon think you degrees ' of me then
perhaps sing I a song for you from 99 ballons and that sowas of sowas
comes

one regarded 99 ballons on its way to the horizon as uFOs from
the universe therefore sent a general a flier relay afterwards alarm
to give, if it like that was thereby was there on the horizon only 99 ballons

99 jet military planes of everyone was not a large krieger held
themselves for Captain Kirk gave large fireworks the neighbours
anything gerafft and felt thereby shot equivalent put on one on the
horizon on 99 ballons

99 war Ministers match and gasoline can regarded themselves as
smart people Witterten already fat booty scoring: War and wanted power man, who would have that meant that it once so far comes ways 99 ballons

Charlatan · 07-14-2004, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aarchaon
Yes, because your spoon is too big.

I thought you'd know by now... THERE IS NO SPOON!

SixEdxMia · 07-14-2004, 09:04 AM

Latch · 07-14-2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Batman976
BLAST! I was too late post on the queen of France. Can I still get bonus points for having a big spoon in my avatar?

It's not the spoon you have to bend... but the will of the spoon.

SaltPork · 07-14-2004, 02:51 PM

THat's the picture from when KWSN hit his head on the ceiling fan on his porch when he jumped into it.

bernadette · 07-14-2004, 03:08 PM

hi.

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/hfc_summer2k4.jpg">

that's my dog. one of two.

bernadette · 07-14-2004, 03:21 PM

00111000 · 07-14-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The5thCandidate
I'm the Queen of France!

Yeah.. well I'm the Pope of Chilli town!

heyal256 · 07-14-2004, 07:06 PM

Quote:

You and I in a little toy shop
buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, "Something's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by.

99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
Where 99 red balloons go by.

99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 Knights of the air
ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a Silverhero
Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standin' pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenier
Just to prove the world was here...
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go.

go to this site for the german/german direct translation/english song version comparison
http://www.inthe80s.com/redger3.shtml

Sion · 07-14-2004, 08:16 PM

I think mine, poorly translated by an online translator, is funnier.

YzermanS19 · 07-14-2004, 08:28 PM

Its rejected....winner of several short film awards I believe.

Funny stuff.

"My anus is bleeding!"

-=shikamaru=- · 07-14-2004, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The5thCandidate
I'm the Queen of France!

It's

"I am the Queen of France!"

not

"I'm the Queen of France!"

Honestly, some people...

StickODynomite · 07-14-2004, 09:06 PM

that's such a cute dog, bernadette

Rdr4evr · 07-14-2004, 09:35 PM

im tired, yet wont go to sleep.

Stiltzkin · 07-15-2004, 08:53 AM

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this
continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the
proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in
a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so
conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great
battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of
that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their
lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and
proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot
dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground.
The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated
it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will
little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never
forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be
dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here
have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here
dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these
honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which
they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly
resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this
nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that
government of the people, by the people, for the people shall
not perish from the earth.

07-12-2004, 04:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Please reply to this thread Ok. Bonus points to those who recognise what this picture is from. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue. Last edited by aarchaon; 07-12-2004 at 04:56 PM..*

07-12-2004, 04:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	__________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-12-2004, 04:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
fernweh Crazy Location: San Francisco	The thing you have to bear in mind with drinking rubbing alcohol is that it will give you the shits AND make you have to hurl. If you have both at once, but only have one toilet, then it becomes a matter of which you want to clean up less. And trust me, whereas vomit is no joy to clean up, liquid shit is HOT LAVA, okay? It will destroy whatever it touches. Also, if you sit down, you can aim your vomit towards the bathtub, which you can't do with your anus. __________________ f-e-r-n-w-e-h is actually a gross misspelling of the name "gregory"

07-12-2004, 04:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Digging ditches dampens Dudleys' dungerees, decidedly. __________________ Google

07-12-2004, 04:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<img src="http://www4.bayarea.net/~skratch/images/obey/share/obey_letter.jpg"> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-12-2004, 04:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	only because you said please

07-12-2004, 04:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
unruly Upright Location: Maine	Posting to say that I absolutely refused to reply to such a dumb* thread. * Good Idea.

07-12-2004, 04:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich Von 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich Von 99 Luftballons Und dass sowas von sowas kommt 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All Darum schickte ein General Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war Dabei war da am Horizont Nur 99 Luftballons 99 Duesenjaeger Jeder war ein grosser Krieger Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht Dabei schoss man am Horizont Auf 99 Luftballons 99 Kriegsminister Streichholz und Benzinkanister Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute Witterten schon fette Beute Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht Mann, wer haette das gedacht Dass es einmal soweit kommt Wegen 99 Luftballons __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

07-12-2004, 06:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	Penis.

07-12-2004, 06:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
fernweh Crazy Location: San Francisco	...so then I cut off that whore's hand, right? And then I was all like, "NOW who can't whold an erection, bitch!?" __________________ f-e-r-n-w-e-h is actually a gross misspelling of the name "gregory"

07-12-2004, 06:42 PM	#13 (permalink)
The5thCandidate Crazy Location: East coast of Canada	I'm the Queen of France! __________________ Muthtard?! Don't let'th be thilly. Lemon, now that'th different...

07-12-2004, 06:54 PM	#15 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Okay __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-12-2004, 07:55 PM	#17 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	It's KRINKLE!

07-12-2004, 08:46 PM	#18 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	BLAST! I was too late post on the queen of France. Can I still get bonus points for having a big spoon in my avatar? __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

07-12-2004, 11:25 PM	#19 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Batman, you will always get bonus points for having a big spoon in your avatar. <3 __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-13-2004, 06:46 AM	#21 (permalink)
scrooloose Tilted Location: NY	All present and accounted for.

07-13-2004, 01:10 PM	#23 (permalink)
TheDave87 Psycho Location: The Amish Wastelands of Ohio	SO there we were.... riding through the hills of West Virginia in a 1956 Chevy pickup. Granted, most of the truck had rusted away, but what was left was still completely drivable, especially if your name is Irwin and you have no teeth left. I'm sitting there riding shotgun next to Irwin with a seat spring poking me squarely in the left ass cheek, and I was suddenly feeling mighty nervous about our cargo. We were hauling seven 55 gallon drums filled to the brim with shotgun shells... aside from the seven drums of 12 Gauge glory, we carried one single frozen pig. There was nothing special about the pig. It was just your average run-of-the-mill dead pig which had been cleaned and frozen and was awaiting consumption at the hands of Irwin. The pig was placed ever so carefully inside one of the barrels of shells, which was only half full. Irwin had done this so that the pig wouldnt roll around and fall out of one of the numerous holes in the bed of the Chevy. We had been travelling for about an hour when Irwin hit a pothole in the dirt road. Suddenly a load roar erupted from the bed of the truck, and above us could be seen a 38 and one half pound pig soaring through the air. The pig kept climbing in altitude until it could no longer be seen. Irwin was a little mad, more at the loss of the pig than of the shotgun ammo, but to this day, he swears that that single airborn pig is why aliens abduct cattle. "They just want to git they wierd twisted space asses some bar-b-que!" __________________ Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window!

07-13-2004, 05:08 PM	#25 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Quagmire: " How old are you?" Girl: "16" Quagmire: "18? You're first!" Girl: "Mom!" Quagmire: "I like where this is going!" __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

07-14-2004, 08:19 AM	#26 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	You have something time for me then sing I a song for you from 99 ballons on its way to the horizon think you degrees ' of me then perhaps sing I a song for you from 99 ballons and that sowas of sowas comes one regarded 99 ballons on its way to the horizon as uFOs from the universe therefore sent a general a flier relay afterwards alarm to give, if it like that was thereby was there on the horizon only 99 ballons 99 jet military planes of everyone was not a large krieger held themselves for Captain Kirk gave large fireworks the neighbours anything gerafft and felt thereby shot equivalent put on one on the horizon on 99 ballons 99 war Ministers match and gasoline can regarded themselves as smart people Witterten already fat booty scoring: War and wanted power man, who would have that meant that it once so far comes ways 99 ballons __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

07-14-2004, 09:04 AM	#28 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	:)

07-14-2004, 02:51 PM	#30 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	THat's the picture from when KWSN hit his head on the ceiling fan on his porch when he jumped into it. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

07-14-2004, 03:08 PM	#31 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	hi. <img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/hfc_summer2k4.jpg"> that's my dog. one of two. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-14-2004, 03:21 PM	#32 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/1198eb0d.jpg"> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-14-2004, 08:16 PM	#35 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	I think mine, poorly translated by an online translator, is funnier. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

07-14-2004, 08:28 PM	#36 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Its rejected....winner of several short film awards I believe. Funny stuff. "My anus is bleeding!" __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

07-14-2004, 09:06 PM	#38 (permalink)
StickODynomite Insane Location: Arizona :\|	that's such a cute dog, bernadette __________________ "The human mind is like a parachute, it works best when open."

07-14-2004, 09:35 PM	#39 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	im tired, yet wont go to sleep.

07-15-2004, 08:53 AM	#40 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.