is this, or is this not....
 

the saddest and/or most pathetic thing EVER!



http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com

I concur. So this is what happens to stars when they lose popularity...

HAHAHAHBWAHAHA!!

Can I get a Chuck Norris on 3-15?

:lol:

this is hilarious.

i'd pay that just so that i could hang up on Richard Hatch.

lol....i saw this site last valentines day or something, but they only had 5 or so "celebs." this is hysterical....they've added a shitload of nobody's to the list, most of which i have never heard of. as for the rest.....well i just laugh at them because this is pathetic.


i could just picture this...

"Hello, this is Dennis Haskins calling to wish you a very happy birthday!"

"Who????!!!!"

"GOD DAMMIT!!!!!! Mr. Belding for Christ sakes."

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH......Mr. Belding!!!!!! How the fuck is Bayside High?????

"FUCK OFF" (click)

"Hey mom, why the hell did Mr. Belding call me to wish me a happy birthday?"

"It's his last resort in keeping is sad little existance as a celebrity alive. I know you used to love Saved By The Bell, and thought that it would be a great way to do some community service and help the poor and lonesome former celebrities who did us well a LONG time ago."

"Well that was very kind of you mom....thanks. It made my day hearing that little pushover principle at Bayside High tell me to 'fuck off'.

Your Welcome

Dennis Haskins! Jim "Lazer" Starr! Oh God, this is brilliant!

Have you heard that if you face a bathroom mirror and say his name five times, Candyman will come and gut you with his hook hand...but only if your order has processed, your check for $19.95 has cleared and he's available today.

I like the machette zombie...

I am soooo getting Tony Todd to call me! That voice is fucking awesome! He's not washed up- he just does character pieces dammit!! :mad:

Lorenzo... hahaha...

If chuck norris was on here, I would pay good money just to have him call me and let me record him admitting that he is indeed Invinci-Chuck...

I recognise none of those "celebrities".

Maybe they should have their character's names beside them?

Anyone care to help me out? Who are these people?

EDIT: Doh! Scrolling down is always good! :rolleyes:

Haha! They even do proposals! Oh god that's too much.. Imagine that, some stranger calling you up to propose for your lover. What a sad sad thing..

:lol:

"hello?"

"hi, its the Barbi twins... "

"who?"

"you know, those blonde pin cushions who reside under your boyfriends Time magazine collecion?"

"what? what do you want?"

"we're calling you on behalf of your boyfriend... he wants to know if you want to marry him. Well, do you want to marry him?"

"not anymore i don't...."

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That would be awesome.

I'd want a happy birthday from... I don't even know. I have a lot of faces in my head, just no names.

Kato Kaelin? wtf?!?

I'm calling Lorenzo Lamas when I'm drunk and asking him what he's wearing.