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Chingal0 · 05-17-2004, 02:20 PM

Where did I leave my goddamn receiver's remote control!? I have looked everywhere and all I want to do is change the effect of the surround but I can't find the damn thing anywhere!

Suggestions?!

Eugeni · 05-17-2004, 02:28 PM

In your hand? It happened to me once.

Chingal0 · 05-17-2004, 02:30 PM

Not in my hand, not in either of my couches, not in my ass, not under my entertainment center... Damnit!

Crack · 05-17-2004, 02:31 PM

Couch cushions... I once found my car keys and a badger in my couch...

Eugeni · 05-17-2004, 02:38 PM

In a drawer where someone else might have put it?

CSflim · 05-17-2004, 02:40 PM

Use your house phone to call it, and you'll hear it ringing.

Chingal0 · 05-17-2004, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
Use your house phone to call it, and you'll hear it ringing.

I've looked on the Yamaha website, but they don't have a phone number listed for my remote. It really pisses me off too. Stupid Yamaha.

Fremen · 05-17-2004, 03:50 PM

If you have any fat folds, look in there.

CSflim · 05-17-2004, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen
If you have any fat folds, look in there.

get assistance if required

(NSFW)

sillygirl · 05-17-2004, 04:22 PM

Um..... use the receiver itself?

Astrocloud · 05-17-2004, 04:32 PM

Did you check the inside of the refridgerator?

theguyondacouch · 05-17-2004, 04:51 PM

well, if its not in your ass, could it be under your ballbag?

Chingal0 · 05-17-2004, 05:02 PM

GD that fat fold thing is gross. I already checked there anyways. .. The receiver itself, it is one of those ones where you can't do shit unless you have the remote it self.. It has minimal buttons on the actual unit so it looks ultra sexy, but no matter! .. Not under my sack either.. SHIT!

cj2112 · 05-17-2004, 06:37 PM

is it in your car?

sillygirl · 05-17-2004, 06:47 PM

ok I just remembered... I ate it.

Fly · 05-17-2004, 07:19 PM

sounds to me like you're fucked man......

.....maybe change the effect manually on the reciever..

Giant Hamburger · 05-17-2004, 07:52 PM

Your only choice is clear. You must destroy all things Yamaha.
They are weak and foolish and have failed you one too many times.
You should not tolerate such insolence.

skier · 05-17-2004, 08:33 PM

Figure out the last place you'll look for it. It'll be there waiting for you.

sillygirl · 05-17-2004, 09:11 PM

maybe you have a small man living in your home

Chingal0 · 05-17-2004, 10:17 PM

Hrmm... No luck yet, and it has been about 12 hours since I started looking. Granted more important things have been lost in history, this is pretty freaking major. The hunt continues!

bundy · 05-18-2004, 01:57 AM

i'd phone the police.
you have been robbed.

jwoody · 05-18-2004, 02:26 AM

You left it in the kitchen when you went to get a drink. I think it's on the bench, next to the cereal.

sillygirl · 05-18-2004, 09:50 AM

I bet that my cat ate it

iamtheone · 05-18-2004, 10:18 AM

call for it by name

sillygirl · 05-18-2004, 11:25 AM

does it have a name? That'd be cool if it came wagging it's tail when you called it

Redgirl · 05-18-2004, 12:19 PM

Did you check the bathroom? Odd things appear in my bathroom...

Or cabinets in the kitchen...

OH, OH!! The laundry basket! Maybe it got mixed up with your spooge towel and ended up in the laundry?

maleficent · 05-18-2004, 12:32 PM

They make those nifty gadgets that enables you to find the remote control -- Sharper Image sells them -- but wait - you need to have the remote control first.

.Remote Control Finder

You could always try the gadget my parents used when I was a but a wee one, before the days of remote controls (I know that's hard to beleive) Have a kid or two and get them to be the remote control, you know they'll always come back when they're hungry or need money

bparker805 · 05-18-2004, 12:40 PM

Are you sure it's not in your ass? You might want to go get an X-ray just in case... Ryan Dunn might have come over to your house for a little fun.

Charlatan · 05-18-2004, 12:46 PM

I took my remote to work once... check there.

nash · 05-18-2004, 06:48 PM

I was panicking this morning 'cause I couldn't find my car keys. I went back and looked for it everywhere and then I finally looked in my hand and it wasn't there. Then I looked in my other hand and found them. I lost my receiver remote for a week, too. It was between my bed and the table, but I looked there a few times already. It was just really well camouflaged. I look there again and see if yours is in there too.

Chingal0 · 05-18-2004, 11:25 PM

Hrmm, it was in my hide-a-bed couch. Fuck I feel retarted.

sillygirl · 05-18-2004, 11:36 PM

glad you found it, although i really did think i ate it

Chingal0 · 05-19-2004, 12:46 AM

You can eat my remote any time! HAHAHAHHAHAHH~! ... sorry.

sillygirl · 05-19-2004, 10:26 AM

too much plastic... i'd rather not

hu-man · 05-20-2004, 07:13 AM

Hang on, I'm getting a vision... it's in your hide-a-bed couch! You should also feel retarded, my vision tells me.

It coud just be deja-vû, though.

Charlatan · 05-21-2004, 08:56 AM

Hey! Did you check the hide-a-bed? I bet it's in there...

05-17-2004, 02:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Where in the hell!? Where did I leave my goddamn receiver's remote control!? I have looked everywhere and all I want to do is change the effect of the surround but I can't find the damn thing anywhere! Suggestions?! __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

05-17-2004, 02:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
Eugeni Crazy Location: everywhere else	In your hand? It happened to me once. __________________ titular

05-17-2004, 02:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Not in my hand, not in either of my couches, not in my ass, not under my entertainment center... Damnit! __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

05-17-2004, 02:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Couch cushions... I once found my car keys and a badger in my couch... __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

05-17-2004, 02:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
Eugeni Crazy Location: everywhere else	In a drawer where someone else might have put it? __________________ titular

05-17-2004, 02:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Use your house phone to call it, and you'll hear it ringing. __________________

05-17-2004, 03:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	If you have any fat folds, look in there. __________________ Google

05-17-2004, 04:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Um..... use the receiver itself? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

05-17-2004, 04:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Did you check the inside of the refridgerator?

05-17-2004, 04:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	well, if its not in your ass, could it be under your ballbag? __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

05-17-2004, 05:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	GD that fat fold thing is gross. I already checked there anyways. .. The receiver itself, it is one of those ones where you can't do shit unless you have the remote it self.. It has minimal buttons on the actual unit so it looks ultra sexy, but no matter! .. Not under my sack either.. SHIT! __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

05-17-2004, 06:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	is it in your car?

05-17-2004, 06:47 PM	#15 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	ok I just remembered... I ate it. __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

05-17-2004, 07:19 PM	#16 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sounds to me like you're fucked man...... .....maybe change the effect manually on the reciever.. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-17-2004, 07:52 PM	#17 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Your only choice is clear. You must destroy all things Yamaha. They are weak and foolish and have failed you one too many times. You should not tolerate such insolence.

05-18-2004, 10:18 AM	#24 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	call for it by name __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

05-18-2004, 12:46 PM	#29 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I took my remote to work once... check there. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-17-2004, 08:33 PM	#18 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	Figure out the last place you'll look for it. It'll be there waiting for you. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

05-17-2004, 09:11 PM	#19 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	maybe you have a small man living in your home __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

05-17-2004, 10:17 PM	#20 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Hrmm... No luck yet, and it has been about 12 hours since I started looking. Granted more important things have been lost in history, this is pretty freaking major. The hunt continues! __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

05-18-2004, 01:57 AM	#21 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i'd phone the police. you have been robbed. __________________ Ohayo!!!

05-18-2004, 02:26 AM	#22 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	You left it in the kitchen when you went to get a drink. I think it's on the bench, next to the cereal. __________________ .

05-18-2004, 09:50 AM	#23 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	I bet that my cat ate it __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

05-18-2004, 11:25 AM	#25 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	does it have a name? That'd be cool if it came wagging it's tail when you called it __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

05-18-2004, 12:19 PM	#26 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	Did you check the bathroom? Odd things appear in my bathroom... Or cabinets in the kitchen... OH, OH!! The laundry basket! Maybe it got mixed up with your spooge towel and ended up in the laundry? __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

05-18-2004, 12:32 PM	#27 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	They make those nifty gadgets that enables you to find the remote control -- Sharper Image sells them -- but wait - you need to have the remote control first. .Remote Control Finder You could always try the gadget my parents used when I was a but a wee one, before the days of remote controls (I know that's hard to beleive) Have a kid or two and get them to be the remote control, you know they'll always come back when they're hungry or need money __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

05-18-2004, 12:40 PM	#28 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Are you sure it's not in your ass? You might want to go get an X-ray just in case... Ryan Dunn might have come over to your house for a little fun.

05-18-2004, 06:48 PM	#30 (permalink)
nash Psycho	I was panicking this morning 'cause I couldn't find my car keys. I went back and looked for it everywhere and then I finally looked in my hand and it wasn't there. Then I looked in my other hand and found them. I lost my receiver remote for a week, too. It was between my bed and the table, but I looked there a few times already. It was just really well camouflaged. I look there again and see if yours is in there too.

05-18-2004, 11:25 PM	#31 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Hrmm, it was in my hide-a-bed couch. Fuck I feel retarted. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

05-18-2004, 11:36 PM	#32 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	glad you found it, although i really did think i ate it __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

05-19-2004, 12:46 AM	#33 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	You can eat my remote any time! HAHAHAHHAHAHH~! ... sorry. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

05-19-2004, 10:26 AM	#34 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	too much plastic... i'd rather not __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

05-20-2004, 07:13 AM	#35 (permalink)
hu-man The one that got away Location: Over the hill and far away	Hang on, I'm getting a vision... it's in your hide-a-bed couch! You should also feel retarded, my vision tells me. It coud just be deja-vû, though.

05-21-2004, 08:56 AM	#36 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Hey! Did you check the hide-a-bed? I bet it's in there... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke