Where in the hell!?
 

Where did I leave my goddamn receiver's remote control!? I have looked everywhere and all I want to do is change the effect of the surround but I can't find the damn thing anywhere!

Suggestions?!

In your hand? It happened to me once.

Not in my hand, not in either of my couches, not in my ass, not under my entertainment center... Damnit!

Couch cushions... I once found my car keys and a badger in my couch...

In a drawer where someone else might have put it?

Use your house phone to call it, and you'll hear it ringing.

I've looked on the Yamaha website, but they don't have a phone number listed for my remote. It really pisses me off too. Stupid Yamaha.

If you have any fat folds, look in there.

get assistance if required

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Um..... use the receiver itself?

Did you check the inside of the refridgerator?

well, if its not in your ass, could it be under your ballbag?

GD that fat fold thing is gross. I already checked there anyways. .. The receiver itself, it is one of those ones where you can't do shit unless you have the remote it self.. It has minimal buttons on the actual unit so it looks ultra sexy, but no matter! .. Not under my sack either.. SHIT!

is it in your car?

ok I just remembered... I ate it.

sounds to me like you're fucked man......


.....maybe change the effect manually on the reciever..

Your only choice is clear. You must destroy all things Yamaha.
They are weak and foolish and have failed you one too many times.
You should not tolerate such insolence.

Figure out the last place you'll look for it. It'll be there waiting for you.

maybe you have a small man living in your home

Hrmm... No luck yet, and it has been about 12 hours since I started looking. Granted more important things have been lost in history, this is pretty freaking major. The hunt continues!

i'd phone the police.
you have been robbed.

You left it in the kitchen when you went to get a drink. I think it's on the bench, next to the cereal.

I bet that my cat ate it

call for it by name

does it have a name? That'd be cool if it came wagging it's tail when you called it

Did you check the bathroom? Odd things appear in my bathroom...

Or cabinets in the kitchen...

OH, OH!! The laundry basket! Maybe it got mixed up with your spooge towel and ended up in the laundry?

They make those nifty gadgets that enables you to find the remote control -- Sharper Image sells them -- but wait - you need to have the remote control first.

.Remote Control Finder

You could always try the gadget my parents used when I was a but a wee one, before the days of remote controls (I know that's hard to beleive) Have a kid or two and get them to be the remote control, you know they'll always come back when they're hungry or need money

Are you sure it's not in your ass? You might want to go get an X-ray just in case... Ryan Dunn might have come over to your house for a little fun.

I took my remote to work once... check there.

I was panicking this morning 'cause I couldn't find my car keys. I went back and looked for it everywhere and then I finally looked in my hand and it wasn't there. Then I looked in my other hand and found them. I lost my receiver remote for a week, too. It was between my bed and the table, but I looked there a few times already. It was just really well camouflaged. I look there again and see if yours is in there too.

Hrmm, it was in my hide-a-bed couch. Fuck I feel retarted.

glad you found it, although i really did think i ate it

You can eat my remote any time! HAHAHAHHAHAHH~! ... sorry.

too much plastic... i'd rather not :p

Hang on, I'm getting a vision... it's in your hide-a-bed couch! You should also feel retarded, my vision tells me.

It coud just be deja-vû, though.

Hey! Did you check the hide-a-bed? I bet it's in there...