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05-13-2004, 07:27 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Great, it's the TFP sarcasm thread...
I think it's great the girl i spent most of Saturday night with had a boyfriend. Wise investment of time if i've ever seen one.
Might call her tonight to see how they are.
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05-13-2004, 08:28 AM
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Location: Native America
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I think it's great when weird guys try to hang out with my me and my girlfriends when we go out to the bar, no matter how pointedly I tell them we're not interested. Because you KNOW we're going to drink till he's cute!! Awesome!!
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05-13-2004, 08:31 AM
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I'm baaaaack!
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I love it when people at work ask me if I am busy before they start assigning things to me- like it would make a difference if I said yes. I also look forward to the times when people call me and want to talk to me for long periods of time when I have six other calls all waiting to be picked up. Two of those six calls are probably people that want to talk to me for long periods of time. I love that!
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05-13-2004, 09:03 AM
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Location: The Outer rim of HELL
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i dont understand what the deal is with sarcasm you sarcastic bastards....i mean, why do you all have to be sarcastic all the time? dont you think its time we stopped be sarcastic about all those stupid things people do to us that make us want to ridicule and insult them in smart ways so they don't really get that we are making fun of them? gosh i love sarcasm and pretty girls.
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05-13-2004, 09:05 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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sarcasm is my favorite kind of casm.
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05-13-2004, 09:25 AM
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I aim to misbehave!
Location: SW Oklahoma
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WOW! Finally! A thread for me, and I've got nothing.
Said sarcastically of course.
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05-13-2004, 09:56 AM
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I'm baaaaack!
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05-13-2004, 12:05 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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...and those pink shoelaces just about almost match with your red rubber soles...
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05-13-2004, 12:37 PM
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Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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Yeah, sounds like all of you really have it hard, I can't tell you how badly I feel for you.
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05-13-2004, 08:58 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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You seppos have an uncanny grasp on the use of sarcasm.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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05-13-2004, 09:00 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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<font color="red">***** "CRAP" REMOVED ******
omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>
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05-14-2004, 06:32 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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My pleasure.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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05-15-2004, 09:37 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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Quote:
 That's the first time that line has *ever* been used here!
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05-17-2004, 02:55 PM
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Location: Ohio! yay!
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