20 questions
 

I am thinking of something.

I will give you a clue- it does not breathe.

a toaster

Animal, vegitable or toaster?

Polyester.

The guy whose head is trapped between your thighs?

Please dont count this as one of the questions...

Me,after I die from having sex?

None of those, but probably closest to the toaster.

No.

it's a freakin' blender that you are making drinks from right?


fess up eh.....i know i'm right.....i read minds

no, its a bong!!

the cremains of a pet or loved one?

...in a bong!

is it a vehicle?

Oooh, i heard this one on Alf once ... its a fork i bet.

I am busting up right now...that's hilarious!

Is it a toaster?

The cheerleader in my garage?

The cheerleader in my toaster?

The toaster in my cheerleader?

The toaster doing my cheerleader?

The toaster that ate the cheerleader?

The cheerleader that ate the toaster?

Is it one of those pens with the woman on it and when you turn it upside down her dress slides off?

Pop tarts?

a blender?

A zombie cheerleader making breadcrumbs in a blender with toast?

I know, it's not a toaster, it's a toaster oven!

No.

It is not a toaster, nor a cheerleader,
nor a toaster eating cheerleader.

It is not a dead pet, even a burnt one,
it is not a bong, and it is not a blender.

I will give you another clue. It is flat.

I can almost hear Dr. Seuss reciting that reply...

That's what I was going for.

is a flathead fish thats been walloped over the head with a toaster by a zombie cheerleader who has the munchies from smoking up her dead pets in Alfs bong and whose now reaching for a fork to clean out the blender which has the remains of a nudie pen, pop tarts and breadcrumbs in it?

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no.

Is it a Marines' haircut?

It's a toaster isn't it?

WOULD YOU FIND IT IN A KITCHEN

flat toaster.

http://www.singersoutdoors.co.uk/pag...er-folding.jpg

Is it a long thin shaped thing like a pointy cow?

I bet it's a bloaster, wait no I just thought of that. It makes toasted umbrella drinks... Patent pending

It could be found in a kitchen, but is mostly found in cars.