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I am thinking of something.
I will give you a clue- it does not breathe. |
a toaster
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Animal, vegitable or toaster?
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Polyester.
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The guy whose head is trapped between your thighs?
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Please dont count this as one of the questions...
Me,after I die from having sex? |
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it's a freakin' blender that you are making drinks from right?
fess up eh.....i know i'm right.....i read minds |
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the cremains of a pet or loved one?
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is it a vehicle?
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Oooh, i heard this one on Alf once ... its a fork i bet.
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Is it a toaster?
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The cheerleader in my garage?
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The cheerleader in my toaster?
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The toaster in my cheerleader?
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The toaster doing my cheerleader?
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The toaster that ate the cheerleader?
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The cheerleader that ate the toaster?
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Is it one of those pens with the woman on it and when you turn it upside down her dress slides off?
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Pop tarts?
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a blender?
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I know, it's not a toaster, it's a toaster oven!
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It is not a toaster, nor a cheerleader,
nor a toaster eating cheerleader. It is not a dead pet, even a burnt one, it is not a bong, and it is not a blender. I will give you another clue. It is flat. |
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is a flathead fish thats been walloped over the head with a toaster by a zombie cheerleader who has the munchies from smoking up her dead pets in Alfs bong and whose now reaching for a fork to clean out the blender which has the remains of a nudie pen, pop tarts and breadcrumbs in it?
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Is it a Marines' haircut?
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It's a toaster isn't it?
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WOULD YOU FIND IT IN A KITCHEN
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Is it a long thin shaped thing like a pointy cow?
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I bet it's a bloaster, wait no I just thought of that. It makes toasted umbrella drinks... Patent pending
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It could be found in a kitchen, but is mostly found in cars.
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Is it one of those air fresheners shaped like a little tree?
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was it not a bong?
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It is not an air freshner, and it is not a bong.
It tells you where to go. |
A map?
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YES!!!!!!!
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What kind of map? a treasure map? A Toaster map?
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I don't need a map to tell me where to go in my kitchen...
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A grease tray?
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Hooray! And it only took forty-five questions... ;)
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Was it a toasted map? You know, like in that deleted scene from Goonie where Troy steals the treasure map and rolls it up and smokes it? Only in this case the map didn't lead to treasure, but a cheerleader making drinks in a blender?
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I knew it was a horse all along.
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