If I were God, I would get rid of the damn metric system.

Ha ha ha...as soon as I saw the title of this thread, that's the very first thing that popped into my head! :)

Great reference...and if I may add:

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no, Hell yeah


If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no, hell yeah

Hey, the metric system fucking rocks!

If I were God I would make Looney Toon characters real. I think it would be so fun to hang out with Bugs Bunny and the gang.

*looks at your avatar*

Yeah, I might just do that too!