Funny thread "subtitles"? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

kulrblind · 04-21-2004, 05:39 AM

Had a thought for a fun little game.

Here's the impetus:
While reading TFP, I often notice that when you scan down the list of threads, some of them sound funny when read one after the other, almost as thought it were a goofy subtitle.

For instance:
found today in General Discussion:

HIV Crisis in Porn Industry

immediately followed by:

Big thanks the The_Dude!

Anyone ever see goofy stuff like this? Since thread order changes all the time, I figure there's got to be some funny combos out there.

C'mon, let's see what ya got!

CSflim · 04-21-2004, 01:10 PM

Astrocloud in Pantyhose with a big Pepperoni (My eyes! My eyes!)

This is awesome

Munku · 04-21-2004, 09:15 PM

Lets start an internet rumor

Kinda cool yo, check it out

Redlemon · 04-22-2004, 04:41 AM

I'M THIRTEEN POSTS FROM...
Credit Card Debt

kulrblind · 04-22-2004, 05:33 AM

haha, awesome redlemon!

kulrblind · 04-22-2004, 05:36 AM

just found this one in Member's Playground:

Moral Question

HOT or NOT

Redlemon · 04-22-2004, 06:17 AM

Things you love hearing after sex
Should I get nitrous or not?

(note; I browse by 'view new posts', so the threads are often from different fora. The nitrous question is from Motors.)

Gortexfogg · 04-22-2004, 06:42 AM

Found this is Health and Fitness:

Inhaled a piece of rice...
Strange pain...

Redlemon · 04-22-2004, 07:13 AM

Pedro washed up??
Yes...Another Marijuana Thread

(Sports / General)

jwoody · 04-22-2004, 07:32 AM

How far is too far?

Your hometown.

Not nearly as funny as.....

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
Things you love hearing after sex
Should I get nitrous or not?

Redlemon · 04-22-2004, 07:45 AM

Things you love hearing after sex
You gotta play whack the pinguin!

(Sexuality / Nonsense)

I'll try not to use that top thread too much, but it is SOOO tempting.... and thanks for developing this thread,
kulrblind. I plan to have a lot of fun in here.

water_boy1999 · 04-22-2004, 08:51 AM

Can I buy you a drink?

Was I just talking to a bot?

water_boy1999 · 04-22-2004, 09:20 AM

It's official, I have no life!

You too can be a giant robot.

I like this game. There are so many of these funny subtitles....

kulrblind · 04-22-2004, 10:19 AM

from Ladies Lounge (just browsing, honest!)

Are you considered an independant woman?

show me the way

Bill O'Rights · 04-22-2004, 10:29 AM

I'M THIRTEEN POSTS FROM...

Yes...Another Marijuana Thread

Redlemon · 04-22-2004, 10:46 AM

I've Got a Secret
Something boring.

(both Exhibition)

Well, thanks for getting my hopes up. Sheesh!

jujueye · 04-22-2004, 11:06 AM

The Counting Down Game
Birthdays

Blocking AIM from Network
Am I anal for this?

Redlemon · 04-22-2004, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jujueye
Blocking AIM from Network
Am I anal for this?

I like that one.

jujueye · 04-22-2004, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
I like that one.

Well, I tried your "view new posts" trick (which I don't normally do) and got it. So it really was yours to begin with!

SVT01Cobra · 04-22-2004, 11:37 AM

Hahaha, couldn't ignore this one.

Things you love hearing after sex

DVD-A Burning?

SVT01Cobra · 04-22-2004, 11:39 AM

And this one.

Nadia meets Ginger at the carwash (nsfw)

Sexual Problems

nosuchuserexist · 04-22-2004, 11:44 AM

Something boring.
Words women use

exhibition/humor

Redlemon · 04-22-2004, 04:49 PM

Not funny, but appropriate and it makes me smile...

Earth Day
lurkette suns herself on a rock

...now THAT is the appropriate way to celebrate!

(General / Exhibition)

kulrblind · 04-23-2004, 04:12 AM

from nonsense...

Thoughts of Naked Women....

Black Dots

not sure why i found this one funny, but I did.

Redlemon · 04-23-2004, 04:46 AM

Things you love hearing after sex
I've Got a Secret

(Sexuality / Exhibition)

Houstan, we have a problem...

Redlemon · 04-23-2004, 07:16 AM

Why don't guys get uneasy when they have to use women's bathrooms?
Free Shrimp!

(living / general)

Oh, so NOW they tell us there's free shrimp in the women's bathroom. No wonder there's a huge line at the theater.

Redlemon · 04-23-2004, 07:32 AM

When She's Doing the Dishes...
Please help a fellow woman out....

(portraits / ladies)

Peetster · 04-23-2004, 07:40 AM

This thread made me laugh. Thanks.
Any King's X Fans Out There???
Worst Joke Ever!

kulrblind · 04-23-2004, 08:00 AM

from Paranoia...

Poll: When are we gonna get nuked?

holy crap! what the hell

sooner than you think?

jujueye · 04-23-2004, 11:28 AM

Favorite Unconventional Snack Food
Post Yer Butt

water_boy1999 · 04-23-2004, 11:38 AM

Elephant dew.

Hold your breath!

jujueye · 04-23-2004, 01:30 PM

Two too many nipples (nsfw)
The "Not Gettin None" Thread

cchris · 04-23-2004, 07:20 PM

From tilted living.

Why don't guys get uneasy when they have to use women's bathrooms?

am I anal for this?

feelgood · 04-23-2004, 07:38 PM

Ever wonder why certain friends just stopped talking to you?
Hello Kitty!

lurkette suns herself on a rock
Woo hoo!

Aint got nuttin

cj2112 · 04-23-2004, 07:50 PM

Smelly Feet.

Rebecca has arrived!

great thread idea!

Latch · 04-23-2004, 07:58 PM

Need Help with a research topic
Music Trivia

There's your research topic!

------------------------------------
Do Camels Really Have Sideburns?
It happens...but why?

One of life's great mysteries.

cchris · 04-23-2004, 08:32 PM

From the "wayside" vault.

She's got big balls...made of metal...around her hands? What the hell?!

I ain't Never worked on one of them Foriegn Tranny's Before

heyal256 · 04-24-2004, 07:30 PM

Time for me to contribute one i just saw in General Discussion.

How old were you when you said farewell to your virginity

how often do you lie?

I think that we are getting the real truth through these "subtitles"

bernadette · 04-24-2004, 08:34 PM

The robins are extra-stupid this year

Favourite Unconventional Snack Food

kulrblind · 04-26-2004, 06:23 AM

================
Scariest Movie Ever......

The girl next door
================
(hey, for some, seeing that flick might be a scary proposition.)
..from Tilted Entertainment

from Nonsense
===========

Poll: I like Pepperoni!

hate britney spears?
===========
GREAT subtitles, everyone!

04-21-2004, 05:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	Funny thread "subtitles"? Had a thought for a fun little game. Here's the impetus: While reading TFP, I often notice that when you scan down the list of threads, some of them sound funny when read one after the other, almost as thought it were a goofy subtitle. For instance: found today in General Discussion: HIV Crisis in Porn Industry immediately followed by: Big thanks the The_Dude! Anyone ever see goofy stuff like this? Since thread order changes all the time, I figure there's got to be some funny combos out there. C'mon, let's see what ya got!

04-21-2004, 01:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Astrocloud in Pantyhose with a big Pepperoni (My eyes! My eyes!) This is awesome __________________

04-22-2004, 04:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I'M THIRTEEN POSTS FROM... Credit Card Debt __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-22-2004, 06:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Things you love hearing after sex Should I get nitrous or not? (note; I browse by 'view new posts', so the threads are often from different fora. The nitrous question is from Motors.) __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-22-2004, 07:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Pedro washed up?? Yes...Another Marijuana Thread (Sports / General) __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-21-2004, 09:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Lets start an internet rumor Kinda cool yo, check it out

04-22-2004, 05:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	haha, awesome redlemon!

04-22-2004, 05:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	just found this one in Member's Playground: Moral Question HOT or NOT

04-22-2004, 06:42 AM	#8 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Found this is Health and Fitness: Inhaled a piece of rice... Strange pain...

04-22-2004, 07:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Things you love hearing after sex You gotta play whack the pinguin! (Sexuality / Nonsense) I'll try not to use that top thread too much, but it is SOOO tempting.... and thanks for developing this thread, kulrblind. I plan to have a lot of fun in here. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-22-2004, 08:51 AM	#12 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Can I buy you a drink? Was I just talking to a bot? __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

04-22-2004, 09:20 AM	#13 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	It's official, I have no life! You too can be a giant robot. I like this game. There are so many of these funny subtitles.... __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

04-22-2004, 10:19 AM	#14 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	from Ladies Lounge (just browsing, honest!) Are you considered an independant woman? show me the way

04-22-2004, 10:29 AM	#15 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	I'M THIRTEEN POSTS FROM... Yes...Another Marijuana Thread __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

04-22-2004, 10:46 AM	#16 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I've Got a Secret Something boring. (both Exhibition) Well, thanks for getting my hopes up. Sheesh! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-22-2004, 11:44 AM	#22 (permalink)
nosuchuserexist Crazy Location: Obliviousness	Something boring. Words women use exhibition/humor __________________ "I run good but I'm hard to start. And my brakes are bad so I'm hard to stop." -Mark Sandman - Vocalist, Morphine

04-22-2004, 11:06 AM	#17 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	The Counting Down Game Birthdays Blocking AIM from Network Am I anal for this?

04-22-2004, 11:37 AM	#20 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Hahaha, couldn't ignore this one. Things you love hearing after sex DVD-A Burning? Last edited by SVT01Cobra; 04-22-2004 at 11:40 AM..

04-22-2004, 11:39 AM	#21 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	And this one. Nadia meets Ginger at the carwash (nsfw) Sexual Problems

04-22-2004, 04:49 PM	#23 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Not funny, but appropriate and it makes me smile... Earth Day lurkette suns herself on a rock ...now THAT is the appropriate way to celebrate! (General / Exhibition) __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-23-2004, 04:12 AM	#24 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	from nonsense... Thoughts of Naked Women.... Black Dots not sure why i found this one funny, but I did.

04-23-2004, 04:46 AM	#25 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Things you love hearing after sex I've Got a Secret (Sexuality / Exhibition) Houstan, we have a problem... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-23-2004, 07:16 AM	#26 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Why don't guys get uneasy when they have to use women's bathrooms? Free Shrimp! (living / general) Oh, so NOW they tell us there's free shrimp in the women's bathroom. No wonder there's a huge line at the theater. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-23-2004, 07:32 AM	#27 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	When She's Doing the Dishes... Please help a fellow woman out.... (portraits / ladies) __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-23-2004, 07:40 AM	#28 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	This thread made me laugh. Thanks. Any King's X Fans Out There??? Worst Joke Ever!

04-23-2004, 08:00 AM	#29 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	from Paranoia... Poll: When are we gonna get nuked? holy crap! what the hell sooner than you think?

04-23-2004, 11:28 AM	#30 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	Favorite Unconventional Snack Food Post Yer Butt

04-23-2004, 11:38 AM	#31 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Elephant dew. Hold your breath! __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

04-23-2004, 01:30 PM	#32 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	Two too many nipples (nsfw) The "Not Gettin None" Thread

04-23-2004, 07:20 PM	#33 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	From tilted living. Why don't guys get uneasy when they have to use women's bathrooms? am I anal for this? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-23-2004, 07:38 PM	#34 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Ever wonder why certain friends just stopped talking to you? Hello Kitty! lurkette suns herself on a rock Woo hoo! Aint got nuttin __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

04-23-2004, 07:50 PM	#35 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	Smelly Feet. Rebecca has arrived! great thread idea!

04-23-2004, 07:58 PM	#36 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Need Help with a research topic Music Trivia There's your research topic! ------------------------------------ Do Camels Really Have Sideburns? It happens...but why? One of life's great mysteries.

04-23-2004, 08:32 PM	#37 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	From the "wayside" vault. She's got big balls...made of metal...around her hands? What the hell?! I ain't Never worked on one of them Foriegn Tranny's Before __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-24-2004, 07:30 PM	#38 (permalink)
heyal256 Not so great lurker Location: NY	Time for me to contribute one i just saw in General Discussion. How old were you when you said farewell to your virginity how often do you lie? I think that we are getting the real truth through these "subtitles"

04-24-2004, 08:34 PM	#39 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	The robins are extra-stupid this year Favourite Unconventional Snack Food __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.