Things I've Learned From My Kids....
 

Kids...can't live with them, can't sell them on the black market....(just kidding - I love my little ones :p )
Here's a few things I've learned...
1. Once you hear the toilet flush and the words "oh oh" - you are already too late.
2. Crayons and microwaves do not mix well.
3. Fish CAN over-eat themselves to death when fed the whole damn thing of food.
4. "Twanging" a door stopper can provide hours of amusement for a baby (especially if one has a headache/hangover).
5. Dirt is good.
6. Flushing the toilet is fun (see rule #1).
But the best thing I learned.....
The words I love you are the sweetest in the world!