urbandev

i think we should amend a ban on stupid people getting married, whether it be to other stupid people, or if theyre trying to drag "normal" people into their class of inteligence

"Stupid people" should also not be able to do the following:
- Drive
- Establish credit
- Travel outside the country
- Travel Inside the country
- Have emotions
- Watch any form of TV, movie, or other event in which any situation takes place
- Own pets
- Procreate
- Adopt
- Get Abortions
- Own a firearm
- Shoot a firearm
- Smell nice
- Eat in public
- Have relatives
- Use a computer
- Use a telephone
- Own or operate any device used for cooking

...so who's with me?

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KellyC

I hope you're joking about this...and hope that the Mod either moves this to Nonsense or Humor...or delete it..

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Mojo_PeiPei

Stupid people piss me off.

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Lebell

Moved to "Nonsense".

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Sleepyjack

How do you determine if someone is stupid?

Can anyone else sense some irony with this thread....and then, even myself or anyone else posting in it?

bernadette

<---------- i'm with stupid

oh shit wait... that's me...

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Tophat665

OK, let's ban stupid mariage, and while we're at it, can we tax self righteousness?

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Batman976

Apparently the inability to spell does not classify you as stupid.

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Tophat665

It's a pretty dull person who can't think of more than one way to spell a word.

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bernadette

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

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pinklily

I don't see a problem with stupid people marrying other stupid people...or having stupid pets or talking to other stupid people on the phone...they should just keep to themselves

ariekitten

batman you took the words right out of my mouth!

bernadette: that was totally cool! i could actually read it!!!!!

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