todd

Post as many cuss words you can think of here

theguyondacouch

How about, NO!

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Averett

Lets make the rookie happy.

FUCKIN no

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fik

ass, asses, asshole, assholes, bastard, beastial, beastiality, beastility, bestial, bestiality, bitch, bitcher, bitchers, bitches, bitchin, bitching, blowjob, blowjobs, clit, cock, cocks, cocksuck, cocksucked, cocksucker, cocksucking, cocksucks, cum, cummer, cumming, cums, cumshot, cunilingus, cunillingus, cunnilingus, cunt, cuntlick, cuntlicker, cuntlicking, cunts, cyberfuc, cyberfuck, cyberfucked, cyberfucker, cyberfuckers, cyberfucking, damn, dildo, dildos, dink, dinks, ejaculate, ejaculated, ejaculates, ejaculating, ejaculatings, ejaculation, fag, fagging, faggot, faggs, fagot, fagots, fags, fart, farted, farting, fartings, fart,s farty, felatio, fellatio, fingerfuck, fingerfucked, fingerfucker, fingerfuckers, fingerfucking, fingerfucks, fistfuck, fistfucked, fistfucker, fistfuckers, fistfucking, fistfuckings, fistfucks, fuck, fucked, fucker, fuckers, fuckin, fucking, fuckings, fuckme, fucks, fuk, fuks, gangbang, gangbanged, gangbangs, gaysex, goddamn, hardcoresex, hell, horniest, horny, hotsex, hummer, jack-off, jerk-off, jism, jiz, jizm, kock, kondum, kondums, kum, kummer, kumming, kums, kunilingus, lus,t lusting, mothafuck, mothafucka, mothafuckas, mothafuckaz, mothafucked, mothafucker, mothafuckers, mothafuckin, mothafucking, mothafuckings, mothafucks, motherfuck, motherfucked, motherfucker, motherfuckers, motherfuckin, motherfucking, motherfuckings, motherfucks, nigger, niggers, orgasim, orgasims, orgasm, orgasms, phonesex, phuk, phuked, phuking, phukked, phukking, phuks, phuq, piss, pissed, pisser, pissers, pisses, pissin, pissing, pissoff, porn, porno, pornography, pornos, prick, pricks, pussies, pussy, pussys, sex, shit, shited, shitfull, shithead, shiting, shitings, shits, shitted, shitter, shitters, shitting, shittings, shitty, slut, sluts, smut, spunk, twat

sadistikdreams

kangaroo spunk!

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hearts, by d.a.

fhqwhgads

poop!

Liquor Dealer

doo doo

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bernadette

hecky darn pooh shucks piddle firetruck

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NbCal

cuss words, there you go.

Tophat665

fiddlesticks, sugarfoot, mepps, horsefeathers. Those are the ones I use at work.

Rooster Sugar! (Translate it into French and it makes sense.) Jackass. Dickshit. Pizzashit. Ones I use driving.

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lucidity

Here's one you prolly won't hear often:
xylophone buggery. I actually saw it on a pretty funny site. http://www.rathergood.com/

Tophat665

About as often as you hear someone say, "Hey, hand me that piano."

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KWSN

Sort of like "chicken my rooster"...

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Your arms are broken!

Fearless_Hyena

Here's 2,443 dirty words and phrases

Fly

m r ducks.
m r not ducks.
o s m r......c d e d b d wings!
whale oil beef hooked....m r ducks.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

omega2K4

Darn Tootin'. I feel so dirty now.

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krwlz

Why do I get the idea that with a simple search, there are more of these threads?

On that note...

Fucking cocksucking, no good, bitch bastard whore...

mb99usa

golly gee willakers, bummer, darn. heck

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glytch

My friends are fond of the word cockass. That's the end of my story....run along now. Go on, git!

PS. Whiskerbiscuit

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Tophat665

Just read a thread about religious cuss words, and I realized that I useda hole bunch of them all the time:

I swear to god, as God is my witness, in the name of God/Hell and "all the Mouldering|buggering saints"/"that is holy", Jesus, Jesus H., Jesus Christ, Jesus H. Christ (in a pond, on a sufrboard, on an escalator, or on a popsicle stick {Son of God onna stick, Messiahpop, the Christsickle. Why stick with boring wafers when you can have tasty, frozen savior on a stick?}), Jesus Halpoid/Herman/Harrold/Hopping/Suffering/Fucking Christ (and his black/bastard brother Rastus/Norman), jesusmaryandjoseph (Christ, run together as one word), mother mary and joseph (thanks frank), damn, damnit, goddamn, goddamnit, godfuckingdaminit(alltahell). And my alltime favorite: Shitballs, Hellfire, and bloody Damnation!

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Midnight_Son

ah, fuck me....I can't think of a single one

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hklong741

quimdribbler

Chingal0

weiner

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lucidity

Man. Some of these cuss words are a turn on. *G*

Crack

Bananna.

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bernadette

*bleep**bleep*
*bleep*
*bleep**bleep**bleep*
*bleep**bleep**bleep*
*bleep**bleep*
*bleep*
*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

*bleep*

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wipeout

winch

a word we have which can mean any noun so it covers them all

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xim

ballocks from europe

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Vales419

FUCK YOU!

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Astrocloud

how 'bout fucktard or fucknut

bernadette

fucktard or fucknut sounds good, asshat!!

astro, you know i kid cuz you seem cool like that.

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Astrocloud

Someone take the time to explain asshat because I've heard it a million times but it's never been explained. Be sure to explain the pronounciation because if I call someone this in a coffee shop -I don't want to mess it up...


Anyone, Anyone

Tophat665

ass-hat: Means you're a whisker away from having your head up your ass.

It's a Farkism

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VF19

Aw, rats. Not that asshole again.

TerresqueÜ

Titty.

Douche-nozzle.

Pai-Pai. (Nipple/breasts in Japanese.)

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slimshaydee

meecraw
that stuff is worse than shit

smooth_4

assclown

can't believe that hadn't been posted yet

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