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BoCo · 01-16-2004, 04:56 PM

Let me start:

You know it's time to dump your girlfriend when she becomes your mother.

You know it's time to wash your ass when you can smell it.

You know it's time to find a parking space when you could have been in the store by now.

Please add your own.

moonstrucksoul · 01-16-2004, 05:10 PM

You know it's time to buy more potl when your baggy is empty

01-16-2004, 05:16 PM

^^^somebody's going through withdrawls- poor baby!

You know it's time to buy a new car when people hesitate to step in it.

SVT01Cobra · 01-16-2004, 05:20 PM

You know it's time to die when your heart stops pumping.

KWSN · 01-16-2004, 05:57 PM

You know it's time to shut up when your name is al sharpton

uncle phil · 01-16-2004, 06:00 PM

you know it's time to buy a new watch when she says "i can't remember when the last one was..."

VF19 · 01-16-2004, 06:29 PM

You know its time to procrastinate when you have a whole hour to do that essay on genetics.

KWSN · 01-16-2004, 06:44 PM

You know it's time to masturbate whenever

tenchi069 · 01-16-2004, 07:22 PM

You know it's time to when she jumps on you and pins you to the bed

Fremen · 01-16-2004, 07:57 PM

You know it's time to amscray when your neighbor comes home early.

01-17-2004, 11:35 AM

saw this literally last night from a truck on the busy road:

You know it's time to get a new car when your hood flies off onto the road.

Munku · 01-17-2004, 11:56 AM

You know it's time for a nice BJ when you need a McGriddle..

DEI37 · 01-17-2004, 11:57 AM

You know it's time to have sex when you get a boner!

grumpyolddude · 01-17-2004, 12:28 PM

You know it's time to serve the fries when the bell goes "ding."

tenchi069 · 01-17-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude
You know it's time to serve the fries when the bell goes "ding."

ding fries are done
ding fries are done
ding fries are done.... hehe make it stop, make it stop!

01-16-2004, 04:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	You know it's time to ______ when ______. Let me start: You know it's time to dump your girlfriend when she becomes your mother. You know it's time to wash your ass when you can smell it. You know it's time to find a parking space when you could have been in the store by now. Please add your own. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

01-16-2004, 05:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	You know it's time to buy more potl when your baggy is empty __________________ no signature required

01-16-2004, 05:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
KWSN green	You know it's time to shut up when your name is al sharpton __________________ Your arms are broken!

01-16-2004, 06:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you know it's time to buy a new watch when she says "i can't remember when the last one was..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-16-2004, 06:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
KWSN green	You know it's time to masturbate whenever __________________ Your arms are broken!

01-16-2004, 05:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	^^^somebody's going through withdrawls- poor baby! You know it's time to buy a new car when people hesitate to step in it.

01-16-2004, 05:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	You know it's time to die when your heart stops pumping.

01-16-2004, 06:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	You know its time to procrastinate when you have a whole hour to do that essay on genetics.

01-16-2004, 07:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	You know it's time to when she jumps on you and pins you to the bed __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

01-16-2004, 07:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	You know it's time to amscray when your neighbor comes home early. __________________ Google

01-17-2004, 11:35 AM	#11 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	saw this literally last night from a truck on the busy road: You know it's time to get a new car when your hood flies off onto the road.

01-17-2004, 11:56 AM	#12 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	You know it's time for a nice BJ when you need a McGriddle..

01-17-2004, 11:57 AM	#13 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	You know it's time to have sex when you get a boner! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

01-17-2004, 12:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	You know it's time to serve the fries when the bell goes "ding." __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard