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You know it's time to ______ when ______.
Let me start:
You know it's time to dump your girlfriend when she becomes your mother. You know it's time to wash your ass when you can smell it. You know it's time to find a parking space when you could have been in the store by now. Please add your own. ;) |
You know it's time to buy more potl when your baggy is empty
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^^^somebody's going through withdrawls- poor baby!
You know it's time to buy a new car when people hesitate to step in it. |
You know it's time to die when your heart stops pumping.
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You know it's time to shut up when your name is al sharpton
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you know it's time to buy a new watch when she says "i can't remember when the last one was..."
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You know its time to procrastinate when you have a whole hour to do that essay on genetics.
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You know it's time to masturbate whenever
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You know it's time to when she jumps on you and pins you to the bed
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You know it's time to amscray when your neighbor comes home early.
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saw this literally last night from a truck on the busy road:
You know it's time to get a new car when your hood flies off onto the road. |
You know it's time for a nice BJ when you need a McGriddle..
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You know it's time to have sex when you get a boner!
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You know it's time to serve the fries when the bell goes "ding."
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Quote:
ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done.... hehe make it stop, make it stop! |
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