Create our own Penthouse Forum!
 

I got this idea from the chat room, and hopefully it will be very successful. We will create our own penthouse forum, one line at a time. Try to be creative and not make the lines very long.
I'll start it off:

Dear Penthouse Forums, I never thought this could actually happen to a regular Joe like me...

I was hanging out in my dorm room, when I thought I'd order some delivery pizza.

When the pizza arrived, much to my surprise it was delivered by a hot blond pizza delivery woman.

Adding to my surprise, she had a trainee with her, who was an equally hot brunette.

It was obvious they had been drinking since they were leaning on each other and giggling when I opened the door.

When I reached for the pizza, the blonde slapped my hand and the brunette forced my head inbetween her breasts.

the brunette dropped to her knees

and,for some weird reason,decided to start gobbling on my knob.Now this seemed....

...disturbing, as she was kneeling on the pizza box, and I was still hungry.

The Hot blond Giggled and pried the door loose from my mouth... She closed the door and locked it. So Much for stiffing this broad...

....more like a stiffy for this broad....

The blonde's name was Amy and the Brunette was Jackie. They didn't ask me my name as they dropped the pizza and moved to my couch.

Needless to say, I followed along like any Cocker Spaniel in heat would do.

From the floor, the forgotten pizza rhythmically shot out arcing ropes of molten cheese that covered everyone and everything. We hardly noticed as we

...were to into the moment to worry about the mutated pizza.

I just kept on thinking...what im i going to eat now (hmm i should have thought about that one a bit more)

One of the girls answered that with a...

with screeching yell because

a rope of cheese shot across her well-formed ass-cheeks, causing

... her to give a yelp of surpirse, but pleasure at the same time, revealing her kinky side.

If she was turned on by food then Im in i thought

...I pulled the strawberries out of the fridge and slowly walked towards them both with a devilish grin...

As i opened the fridge to retrieve the

Strawberries and whipcream the doorbell rang..."I'm here to fix your photocopier!" the voice on the other side of the door exclaimed.

This was most inriguing because I, in fact, did not own a photocopier.

I looked through the peephole, while Amy and Jackie were doing it with the mutated alien pizza in my living room. I saw...

... a burly guy with a tattoo that read "Bubba & Amy & Jackie Forever".

That's when I noticed that I was a Female 5'10 36D-24-34. "Joe" is my last name.

And I ponder if my name can be added to that tattoo?

Suddenly all four windows in my apartment were shattered and female ninjas jumped through.

luckily my major in collage is ninja defence

, unluckily though, I slept through a lot of the class because I was exhausted from all of my fuck-sessions with the pizza delivery girl.

Reluctantly I let what must have been the Leader of the Ninja throw me across the room dominantly and whilst I was in the air she threw shurikens at me, fearing for my life I screamed, only to find myself landing on the floor naked, the shurikens ripped my clothes off, this was definately getting interesting!

But I still managed to take a quick nap before....

...i looked over to see photocopies of jackie and amys breasts taped all over the apartment......and in the back i heard the faint moans of a happy repair man.....

. With Jackie and Amy being pummled in my bathroom, I turned to see that the female ninjas had disrobed and were watching porn while eating the mutant pizza. This got me so hot that...

I took a shower, because overheating can be fatal. After the shower i noticed the ninjas were watching foxing boxing, this caused me to....

...to get very aroused. The lead ninja noticed this, gave a devilish smile, and then came over and wrapped her leg around me whilst...

continuing to brew her Earl Grey tea on the stove. I sure know when I read my tea leaves this morning....

The leaves said that I should get my large strap-on dildo out of the closet and...