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Create our own Penthouse Forum!
I got this idea from the chat room, and hopefully it will be very successful. We will create our own penthouse forum, one line at a time. Try to be creative and not make the lines very long.
I'll start it off: Dear Penthouse Forums, I never thought this could actually happen to a regular Joe like me... |
I was hanging out in my dorm room, when I thought I'd order some delivery pizza.
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When the pizza arrived, much to my surprise it was delivered by a hot blond pizza delivery woman.
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Adding to my surprise, she had a trainee with her, who was an equally hot brunette.
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It was obvious they had been drinking since they were leaning on each other and giggling when I opened the door.
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When I reached for the pizza, the blonde slapped my hand and the brunette forced my head inbetween her breasts.
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the brunette dropped to her knees
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and,for some weird reason,decided to start gobbling on my knob.Now this seemed....
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...disturbing, as she was kneeling on the pizza box, and I was still hungry.
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The Hot blond Giggled and pried the door loose from my mouth... She closed the door and locked it. So Much for stiffing this broad...
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....more like a stiffy for this broad....
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The blonde's name was Amy and the Brunette was Jackie. They didn't ask me my name as they dropped the pizza and moved to my couch.
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Needless to say, I followed along like any Cocker Spaniel in heat would do.
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From the floor, the forgotten pizza rhythmically shot out arcing ropes of molten cheese that covered everyone and everything. We hardly noticed as we
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...were to into the moment to worry about the mutated pizza.
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I just kept on thinking...what im i going to eat now (hmm i should have thought about that one a bit more)
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One of the girls answered that with a...
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with screeching yell because
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a rope of cheese shot across her well-formed ass-cheeks, causing
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... her to give a yelp of surpirse, but pleasure at the same time, revealing her kinky side.
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If she was turned on by food then Im in i thought
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...I pulled the strawberries out of the fridge and slowly walked towards them both with a devilish grin...
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As i opened the fridge to retrieve the
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Strawberries and whipcream the doorbell rang..."I'm here to fix your photocopier!" the voice on the other side of the door exclaimed.
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This was most inriguing because I, in fact, did not own a photocopier.
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I looked through the peephole, while Amy and Jackie were doing it with the mutated alien pizza in my living room. I saw...
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... a burly guy with a tattoo that read "Bubba & Amy & Jackie Forever".
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That's when I noticed that I was a Female 5'10 36D-24-34. "Joe" is my last name.
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And I ponder if my name can be added to that tattoo?
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Suddenly all four windows in my apartment were shattered and female ninjas jumped through.
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luckily my major in collage is ninja defence
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, unluckily though, I slept through a lot of the class because I was exhausted from all of my fuck-sessions with the pizza delivery girl.
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Reluctantly I let what must have been the Leader of the Ninja throw me across the room dominantly and whilst I was in the air she threw shurikens at me, fearing for my life I screamed, only to find myself landing on the floor naked, the shurikens ripped my clothes off, this was definately getting interesting!
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But I still managed to take a quick nap before....
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...i looked over to see photocopies of jackie and amys breasts taped all over the apartment......and in the back i heard the faint moans of a happy repair man.....
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. With Jackie and Amy being pummled in my bathroom, I turned to see that the female ninjas had disrobed and were watching porn while eating the mutant pizza. This got me so hot that...
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I took a shower, because overheating can be fatal. After the shower i noticed the ninjas were watching foxing boxing, this caused me to....
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...to get very aroused. The lead ninja noticed this, gave a devilish smile, and then came over and wrapped her leg around me whilst...
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continuing to brew her Earl Grey tea on the stove. I sure know when I read my tea leaves this morning....
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The leaves said that I should get my large strap-on dildo out of the closet and...
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